Jack's Twisted Kingdom
Have you Ever?
Yeah, it's that time again...
Another Survey filled out by yours truly..
Ripped off and stolen from the web...
Or another diary...
Whichever, came first...
Have you ever...
Gone out in public in your PJ's? No, but I used to go out
in shorts in the middle of winter with rabbit slippers...
Set any body part on fire for amusement? Uhm, do jeans
Been sent home from school because it was raining? Does it
count if I set off the sprinklers?
Had an imaginary friend? Yeah fuckface, me...
Wanted to date friend? I don't think I've ever not dated a
Cried during a movie? Yeah, about 6 different movies..
Ever owned a New Kids on the Block tape? Only to burn it.
Planned a week based on the TV guide? Hell, I plan the
entire season of enterprise, farscape, buffy, angel,
roswell and the west wing around my weeks..
Prank called someone? Malicious or otherwise?
Been on stage? Yeah, Hamlet, Othello, Mac(fucking shit)Beth,
A bunch of others...
Been in a car accident? 4 times, crashed because terry
grabbed the wheel while I was showing off in my 72 Nova
during winter, rammed into a mini van with my rabbit
convertable, totaled my first and only used 1991 Porsche
911 the first week I had it, and flipped over my Jeep in a
ditch, toasting the axles and the suspension systems...
Shampoo: Yeah, whatever smells like Vanilla
Color: Black, Green and more black
Online smiley: :)
Drink: Pepsi, and water
Food: Italian, Japanese
Do you have a...
Girlfriend: No, not really, she just comes over and we fuck
Best Friend: Yes, 3 of them
Sports Hero: I hate sports
Crush: Yeah, but she has a boi friend
Secret Admirer: HAH! I wish
Pet: two cats, Maus & Inky
In the past week, have you...
Cut your hair? Two weeks ago.. too damned short
Cried? Yeah, about 5 years ago, uh, cept that movie...
Been mean? Yes, Fuckface
Been sarcastic? What the fuck do you think?
Been happy? Not really
Met anyone new? No
Talked to someone you have a crush on? Yeah, but again,
she's taken, and I can't steal someone from someone else
whom you've never met
Missed someone? yes
Hugged someone? not lately
Told a stupid joke? no
Fought with your parents? every fucking day, then I
learned, if I don't call, I don't have to talk to them,
then that means, I don't get into fights
Wished on a star? Yes
Laughed until you cried? No
Watched a sunset/sunrise? No
Spent quality time alone? no
Read a book for fun? Yeah, The Prince
Lonely: all the time
Happy: no, all the time
Tired: yeah, all the time
Wearing PJ's: No.
Talking to someone online: no
Picking your nose: no, did last week sometime
Believe in love? yes
believe in your friends? yes, the few I have left.
God/Devil: If you believe in one, the other has to exist,
so I choose not to believe in either... Besides, Loki
wouldn't like me...
The closet monster? He's on the crack I found last week in
The Big Bang Theory? Shya, I am anthropologist... well,
When did you shower last? Yesterday morning..
What are you...
Listening to? Mixed Cd of Switchblade Symophony, Nick Cave,
Siouxie & the banshee's, Sting, Enya and Loreena Mckennit
Looking at? a naked woman, oh wait, sorry, that was earlier
Smelling: the stench of computer ozone
Tasting: My Goddess of the Sky
The last four digits in your number: 1906
Your Height: 5'9" 3/4's
Shoe size: 12
Eye color: Hazel Green (Jade)
Hair color: Auburn Brown
What makes you happy? Money, thats why they call it money
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No, used to
Are you to shy to ask someone out? sigh, yes
Kiss on first date? Yeah, I wish
Sex on first date? I would, but first I'd have to be on a
Are you a virgin? Yes, I have never been entered by man ;)
If not, do you wish you were? Heh, heh
What do you notice first about someone? Eyes, lips, kinetic
Favorite female body part? All of them...
Do you ever talk to yourself? Yeah, I have great
conversations with myself. why only the other day...
Do you sing in the shower? No
Are you any good? No
Do you watch reality shows? No, If I wanted reality, I
would walk outside..
Do you watch soap operas? Yeah, they are so funny and sad
at the same time...
Did you have fun with this survey? It had it's moments.