HeyDooder

GayDood
2002-10-04 21:53:14 (UTC)

Question du Jour...

"Do you have a spare Biore pore strip?"

I must have asked about twenty people throughout the office
building this very question today, with two seperate
agendas in mind: one...that if someone in fact DID have an
extra pore strip, they would be so kind to give it to me so
I could use it, and get rid of the couple of clogged pores
on my nose that I saw looking up close in the bathroom
mirror...self-consciousness reaches new heights whenever
one realizes some minor flaw, even if no one else would
even notice.
And two...it was great to make people laugh, and see the
dumbfounded looks on their faces from being asked such an
absurd question.
Needless to say, nobody else except for me seems to carry
Biore pore strips around in their satchels for
those "Oops...gotcha!" moments in the bathroom mirror.

I will be using one tonight though. No doubt about that!
I have a great party to go to tomorrow night (and a great
one for my nephew and his friends tomorrow
afternoon...can't leave my boy out) and I need to look my
absolute best, if I can help it...like a guy from an
Icebreakers commercial for fags (if one existed), or
something like it.




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