No Matter How Hard I Try...
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lol. I'm still laughing over this joke Jess just sent me, I
just read it...here it is:
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to
report to work promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45am,
there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The
assembly line foreman is ranting about his new employee. He
says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing
up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the
factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos
are backed up all over the place! At the end of the line is
the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for
the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she
cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles,
and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After
several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to
the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood
me yesterday, your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES.
Lol...great stuff there. lol.
Anyways, stuff actually happened today so this entry might
be half way interesting...well at least you got a good
Ok, so my mom went to court today. The judge was a total
ass to my dad, but lets face it. He should have payed the
child support when it was due and not have been an ass
about it. Anyways, she asked if he had any posessions of
value etc. Then she asked how much his clothes and amp were
worth. He said $125. The judge said we better have $125 by
October 11th. He also made up bullshit about how he only
took his truck, motorcycle, clothes, guitars, tools and
amps. That is SHIT. He took dressers, furniture, everything
else. He had a bunch of junk. He said he lived in a truck
with LeeAnne and her kids. That is a lie also! Grr, but at
any rate, if he doesn't pay that he is in jail. It's that
easy. I'd feel really bad for him if he hadn't lied like
that and if he hadn't been an ass in the past. And yes,
even though were all bad situations, he shouldn't have
pulled what he did. And I love my father, but I hate what
he has put us through and it's his fault. He was the one
who caused the divorse anyways.
What else? Oh, my hand is getting worse because I'm not
doing what I should with it. I use it too much and I'm not
wrapping it all the time like I should. I need to start.
Even though the bruising is gone the swelling is back and
it hurts more than ever to move it. I'm awfully bright now
aren't I? Yes yes, go me?
I didn't have Color Guard practice today which is good. I
got to come home. It's nice.
I had to ride the bus today...ick. I had to ask someone for
my bus # becasue I haven't ridden it and I forgot the
number. Anyways, Terry's car broke. He was turning the
corner in the plaza he works in right after break and he
hears a screech all around the corner so he stopped. He
looked out the window and saw his tire rolling down the
street so he laughed. He had to get it towed and everything
else. The hub assembly broke. It was new too. But it's all
I got hit on really bad by this kid on the bus. *shudders*
Hell no. lol. Trixie says he'd be cute if he were her
age...but he's like 14 or 15. Still ick. I don't want him.
GROSS SAVE ME. lol. Aren't I nice?
I saw daughter of....I'll finish later. I have to make a
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