molly the undead

Thursday, 9/12/02

My big list of things that need to be destroyed:

1. Reality TV shows

2. Spongebob Squarepants merchandise

3. Daniel

4. Dehydrated ice cream

5. Voice messages that call your house and tell you
to "hold for a very important message"

6. Ted Nuget

7. Cuba

8. People who "gotta have a smoke, dude!!"

9. Arm and Hammer toothpaste

10. Neo-Classical Economists

11. Inability to predict weather

12. Enron

13. My Enron stock