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2002-09-11 05:29:43 (UTC)

An Idiot's Guide to U-Scan!

RULES OF U-SCAN

1.) 12 ITEMS OR FEWER!

2.) PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE YOUR PURCHASES UNTIL THE ORDER IS
COMPLETE! THIS MEANS TO KEEP YOUR STUFF IN THE FREAKIN BAGS
UNTIL YOU HAVE A RECEIPT IN YOUR HAND, THEN AND ONLY THEN
CAN YOU PLACE THEM IN YOUR CART! IF YOU COME THROUGH WITH
12 ITEMS OR MORE, THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARD SINCE EVERY
OBJECT HAS TO BE ON THE SCALE WHERE THE BAGS ARE! IF YOU
BREAK THIS RULE, AN ANNOYING BEEP BUGS THE HELL OUT OF THE
CASHIER AND THIS MAY LEAD TO UNCONTROLLED TICKS AND WANTING
TO COMMIT A HORRIBLE CRIME!

3.) PRESS THE FREAKING "END ORDER" BUTTON WHEN YOU ARE DONE
SCANNING YOUR ITEMS! IS IS REALLY THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND??
HOW CAN A 12 YEAR OLD WORK IT, YET A 30 YEAR OLD CANNOT??

4.) DO NOT COME THROUGH U-SCAN IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 12
ITEMS!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

5.) IF YOU HAVE AN EBT CARD, PLEASE PRESS THE FREAKING EBT
BUTTON WITH THE QUEST LOGO! DON'T ASK ME WHY IT HAS A QUEST
LOGO ON IT, IT JUST DOES!! DO NOT PRESS FOOD STAMPS!!!!

6.) KEEP YOUR ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS AWAY FROM THE STAND WHERE
THE BAGS ARE!! THIS ONCE AGAIN CAUSES AN ANNOYING BEEP
BECAUSE THEY'RE PUTTING THEIR FILTHY HANDS ALL OVER IT AND
CAUSING THE SCALE TO GO OFF!!

7.) I KNOW YOU PUT THE FREAKIN THING IN THE BAG! JUST BE
PATIENT! GEEZ, DOES THE WORLD REVOLVE AROUND YOU?!

8.) IF YOUR CART IS FILLED TO THE BRIM, STAY AWAY FROM U-
SCAN!

9.) SLIDE YOUR DAMN CARD SLOOOOOOOWLY AND PRESS DOWN!!
GEEZ, THIS ISN'T THE FREAKING MARATHON TO SEE WHO CAN SWIPE
THEIR CARD THE FASTEST!

10.) STOP GIVING ME THOSE DIRTY LOOKS?! I'M NOT THE KING OF
U-SCAN AND I CAN'T CONTROL IT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY!! I'M
NOT THE ONE MAKING THAT ANNOYING WOMAN TALK!! GOD!

11.) IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SCAN PRODUCE, THEN STAY AWAY
FROM U-SCAN! I CANNOT SIT THERE AND TYPE IN EVERY FREAKING
PIECE OF FRUIT THAT YOU HAVE CAUSE YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH THE
LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! DID YOU KNOW I HAVE TO CONTROL 4
OTHER REGISTERS?!! IT AIN'T JUST YOU!

12.) IF YOU CAN'T READ....STAY AWAY FROM U-SCAN AND PLEASE
GO BACK TO SCHOOL OR GET HOOKED ON PHONICS!

13.) IF YOU HAVE 20 ITEMS, DON'T COME TO U-SCAN! THIS MEANS
YOU!

14.) DON'T WHINE TO ME WHEN SOMETHING DOESN'T RING UP
RIGHT! GO TO GUEST SERVICES!!

15.) IF YOU HAPPEN TO SNEAK PAST ME WITH MORE THAN 12 ITEMS
AND YOU FIND THE NEED TO COMPLAIN...DON'T EVEN GO THERE!
I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN!!

Phew...Thank you and Have a Nice Day!


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