JoJo the Skitzo Clown

It Ain't Easy Being a Serial Killer
2002-09-09 05:12:34 (UTC)

K....Calm down...Breathe....Here this'll cheer me up for a second. Christmas Story Time!

Big Stank: Aight...so lemme get this right. You say
there's some muthafucka who come to yo house.
Lil Poot: To yo muthafuckin' house
Big Stank: And he don't be tryin to rob you?
Lil Poot: Nah..hell nah..that's Santa. Dog, you ain't
never heard of Santa?
Big Stank: Nah-uh
Lil Poot: You ain't never heard of Santa? Santa Claus? St.
Nick?
Big Stank: Nah
Lil Poot: Chris Cringle?
Big Stank: MAN HELL NAH
Lil Poot: Look...he comes down the chimney in some spots,
but some people ain't got no chimney so he so he just come
in the back door. He might have to kick it in though
depending on what hood he in cuz some people be bolting
they shit.
Big Stank: Who?
Lil Poot: You know, like Kwee-Kwee and them over there on
West Seven Mile you know be slanging the herb?
Big Stank: Fool, I know who that is! Who you talking about
kicking in some doors?
Lil Poot: Santa! Santa Claus! HO HO HO Everybody's jolly.
Big Stank: Oh you mean the muthafucka who be ringing the
bell down in front of Churchill's Chicken?
Lil Poot: Sumthin like that, except he be coming and
bringing gifts. It's like a religious thang or sumthin.
Big Stank: Man you acting like a sucka believing in that
Fish-tictious bullshit
Lil Poot: Man I don't even like fish. So look! He's
looking at his list, checking it twice, and he gonna know
who's naughty or nice!
Big Stank: Ah HELL NAH! So whatcha sayin? This muthafucka
work for the FBI? He got a list! What kinda list?
Lil Poot: Well uhhhh...it's kinda like that, but it ain't
really a list like that. It's a Christmas list, you know
gifts and stuff? Remember when you always wanted that
Space Invaders for the 5200 back in '86? And didn't nobody
get it for you? Cuz you wasn't right! Santa was
like "fuck that! I ain't bringing him shit, I'm gonna
bring my little homey Lil Poot EVERYTHANG!"
Big Stank: Well FUCK SANTA
Lil Poot: Fuck you! You don't be dissing no Santa Claus,dog
Big Stank: Man I don't believe in that shit, that shit
ain't even real man! You acting like some old suck
believing in that Santa Claus bullshit!
Lil Poot: MAN SANTA 4 LIFE, FOOL

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAH...but I still am gonna kill all
you punk ass raping trick ass wanna be men out there. I
put that on THE HATCHET!!!





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