ChatNoir

Painfully Mediocre
2002-09-06 03:33:43 (UTC)

Junior year...and so it starts...

Since I'm excruciatingly bored with the little homework I
was given on today, the first day of school...I'm breaking
down my day.
This morning: Let's see...I got to school two hours before
it started (as usual) and bsically sat around and waiting
for somebody to print out my schedule (which I lost). And
who do I see, but Kenny! Woohoo! I missed him so much; he
was my lab partner in Biology when I was a freshman and he
was a sophomore, but now he's a big bad senior. God, his
hair's so long! And he doesn't rollerblade to school
anymore :( Anyways, then I saw the Eds, Yanko, and a couple
other nameless faces. Oh, yes, and Useless Will. He's my
hero. He looked so groovy today. I think he grew, too.
OK...let's zoom to first block
First Block: With my crazy feminist honors English teacher.
I sat in a corner by myself and didn't say a word, save
telling her how to spell my name and telling her that I'm
not crazy about Sylvia Plath's poetry, that I liked her
book better. A couple new kids and mostly musical theatre
people, yup yup. I'm the only Instrumental Music person in
that class. No friends.
Second Block: Yay! A class with normal people! Katie and
Marleigh and Pat and the Hepinger clan, namely Carly,
Christian and Erica. I'm included in that group; we all sat
in the back row of Geometry last year, and now we all sit
in the back row of Algebra II. Joy and rapture. But I guess
I now have this reputation of being a smartass since I
wouldn't shut up; I was really hyped up. OK, OK, let's zoom
to lunch.
Lunch: Saw Priscilla and Damaris, the Ologeanu sisters.
Avoided J.S. *shudder* Then I hid out on the seventh floor,
until some prick of a teacher kicked me out; then I hid in
the fifth floor bathroom. Fun fun.
Third block: Basically first block but with a kinda nutty
loveable teacher. Still no friends, excluding the self-
absorbed C.K. and silly little Ed, wearing an Eminem visor
*gag* But some random guy next to me was somewhat
pleasant...at least he didn't avoid me like the plague,
like everybody else. Zoom to after school.
After school: My, my, the mating tree is beautiful! So
lush! And the gang was reunited, well, kind of. Evan and
Victor, the loveable, breakable, seniors were there (they
have this desperate quest to scare the hell out of me, just
because I take advantage of Victor's unstable nerves), J.S.
was being herself (no explanation), Yanko and the Eds were
there, so was Dan Johnson, the piano prodigy, and M.A. God,
shut his mouth. But best of all were the Koffman brothers!
Woohoowoohoo! AKA Wonderben and Useless Will. Wonderben now
has a bright blue mohawk thingy and Useless Will has a new
jacket. And hat. So, yes, I talked to them. Quite fun. Evan
and I are going to Gypsy Den tomorrow...must not forget. I
guess that's all. Now I'm going......ChatNoir

Quote(s) of the Day:
Wonderben: You want to hear some really bad poetry from
this poetry book?
Me: Um, sure.
Wonderben: Wait, I forgot, Will, how does it go?
Useless Will: "The consuming bad dark dark badness consumes
me."
Me: That's it?
Useless Will: Yes.
Me: God, that's great.

Mrs. Petersen: *addressing the class* I don't like
putdowns. You may say to your friend "You're so stupid!"
and be joking, but inside it hurts.
Me: But I'm NEVER joking when I say that!

Carly: *taking personality test* Am I self-absorbed?
Me: Yes, Carly, you're EXTRAORDINARILY self-absorbed.
Mrs. Petersen: THAT'S not very nice!
Me: I was JOKING.
Carly: You were?
Me: No.

Me: Mrs. Petersen, may I use the powder room?
Carly: You still call it that?
Me: You....still....look like that?





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