Subject to Change

watching the Mad Without Reason
2002-09-06 00:58:24 (UTC)

WHOOOOOOOOOAAA!!!!!!!


Well look at you. Not much you can
say
against
a giant, evil eyeball who very nearly took over
Middle-Earth.
Advice: Don't underestimate the little furry
guys.


You are one of Middle-
Earth's oldest and
biggest badasses.When anyone tries to start an
argument as to whetheryou have wings, they better watch
out for your firey
temper.Advice: Don't piss off old guys
with sticks.
Ok what happened there I do NOT know. Yeah.
GUESS WHAT!!!! I AM ONE HAPPY SNAKE!!!!!

MY PARENTS ARE (don don don) GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!
*bounces around*

*waits for others to get over the complete lack of sarcasm.*

yes, I'm really happy.
Yes, I know that's not normal.
Yes, I'm aware that my sanity level is a record low.
yes, I'm really happy.

And guess what! I get to live with my dad! Of course, that
means staying in this Force forsaken place, but who cares!
I get what I need! Oh yeah, and we get to keep the car. Mom
doesn't have one. He he! (yes, I'm cruel.) If it were up to
me, I would make mom move out all her stuff all by herself
and as fast as possible. I don't want her ass over here
anymore. She's going to drive me crazy. Crazyer. Whatever.
She's going to just push me over every and all edges that
she can find and then she's going to stomp on my hands as I
cling to the ledge.(yes, I am serious.) Like I'm promised
things and I don't ever get them. I mean PROMISE promise,
not "I'll take out the trash" promise. But anyway. That's
just going to screw me up right now, so I'll ignor it--for
now. Don't worry, all shall be revieled in due time! Yippie!

You've never seen me this happy before. But I don't know.
I'm evil and damn am I happy! Oh, I'm having to find evil
my own way still. Humph.

OOoooo, AND my dad is already seeing someone new! It's so
lovely! I like this lady a lot; I knew her before my dad
and mom were saying anything serious about divorce. Well
ok, my dad had been serious, but my mom thought he was just
being his Drama King self again. And NO, my dad did
not "cheat" on my mom with the lady, she said "There was no
way she was going to go out with a married man." My dad
didn't want to go out with anyone while he was married
either! IT WAS MY MOM THAT SUGGESTED IT!!! OMG!!!! "You can
go out, we'll just stay married." I don't think so!

Me and dad reckon she might be cracking up. Actually, I've
always thought mom was a bit cracked, but it's ben getting
worse and worse. Lotta bullshit she's been spewing. Really
pisses me off. Had me so mad yesterday I....yeah. LATER.

Anyway, my dad is now officially going out with this lady.
He's over there eating dinner with her right now! Yay! And
tomorrow he's going




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