The Crumb That Fell
2002-09-04 05:42:02 (UTC)

Can't You Smell That Smell?

September 4 - 1:30 AM

I truly think that I'm going to die at work. My life will
be taken at Turtle's Music & DVD. Hm... that would make for
an interesting news story.

"Newly promoted Jeff (whatever his last name is, I don't
even know) has just taken Renee's life by ways off
annoyance. Specialists still don't understand the
specifics. This is our top story tonight on 20/20."

I really just... can't stand people that constantly
complain about the dumbest things. "Blah blah blah and kill
me because I dropped a penny in the dime tray by accident.
This is the worst day of my life." I don't understand what
these people have to complain about. I guess I always look
at a situation and think - Well, damn. At least I'm not
starving to death with no legs. Um, end quote. I've never actually
watched that Noggin show, A Walk In Your Shoes, but it's a
pretty decent idea. I just hope that if I ever make it on
that show, I'll change places with Bill O'Rielly. Haha.
That's funny to me.

Mmm - these mango popsicles are pretty yummy.