Saitorr

Saitorr
2002-09-03 06:41:36 (UTC)

You'll never catch me.

Wow, what can I say about my last post? Nothing. And I'll
say nothing, and leave it for what it is. An incredibly
cryptic look into the future (and/or insanity).

Today I'm not feeling too contemplative, so I'll just tell
you what's in front of me, except for the non-exciting
things, and my computer. A yoda pez dispenser, two Genny
Light cans and a screwdriver. It's a shame I don't smoke
or I could make a bong out of that. Oh, trust me... I
could.

If I were the king of a country I'd steal land from my
neighbors and build a giant mountain from the dirt I
stole. I'd also have some sort of tram system so my people
could get up and down the mountain. I'd even steal houses
from my neighbors. Of course to protect me, I'd have a
delicate combination of hasheesh assassins (they can see
the future, you know) and musketeers (they can fly and have
a super hard skeleton). I would also cure all diseases.

I think there should be a species that can actually digest
any garbage. ANY garbage, not just like... tin cans, or
razor blades. I'm talking cars, needles, one-star
restaurant food. I mean, all of our other waste is taken
care of. Carbon dioxyde is turned to oxygen. Sweat goes
off into the air, leaving all the salt and contaminates on
your skin. Shit... well, that's compost. But not our
garbage.

That reminds me. Why is the sun always smiling in pictures
children drew? Is it because we're happy the sun's
around? Would YOU be happy if you were the sun?
Constantly pulling on 9 planets and their moons as they're
pulling back. One of which is so ungrateful they send
their garbage over for you to eat. Meanwhile they're
leeching off your warmth and light.

I guess solar radiation is its subtle form of revenge. And
its not so subtle form of revenge, the super nova. Man,
the sun will sure teach us in 4 1/2 billion years! Booya,
score two for the sun!

Jacob




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