Sporty Tomboy

Random Squabblings of ME!

Joewahlgren: im not evil i just want to perform oral sex on you
Joewahlgren: whats better than eating chinese food with a naked girl

The minimum sentance for possesion of certain drugs is over
20 years. The maximum sentance for possesion of an atomic
weapon is 12 years. Where are your countries priorities?

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can
with a kind word alone
-Al Capone

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and
suddenly realized that I was talking to myself