OhBaby It Is Me

MY SO-CALLED LIFE
2002-08-28 19:35:47 (UTC)

This is a funny song!

what time should i pick you up tonight / to make me seem
more respectable / what kind of flowers should i bring your
mother / to make me seem more delectable

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade,
camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no
matter the task / my whole purpose in life is just to kiss
your ass

what kind of drugs should i take tonight / to make me seem
like i'm introverted / what kind of porn mags should i
bring your brother / to make me seem like i'm still
perverted

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade,
camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no
matter the task / my whole purpose in life is just to kiss
your ass

teach me something i don't know / but i swear i'll be
something someday / i strain my ears listening too hard to
what you say

how many times should i cruise your block / on my teensy
red tricycle / screaming your name, sweetheart, in vain /
this love stew has got me in a pickle

i got no problem with family events / i like lemonade,
camping, kids, and tents / i'll do anything you ask / no
matter the task / you're just the director, baby, i'm the
cast / you can be a slut, and i will be chaste / cause my
whole purpose in life / my whole purpose in life / my whole
purpose in life / my whole purpose in life / my whole
purpose in life is just to kiss your ass