AbUnoDisceOmnes

Ex Animo
2002-08-22 04:40:48 (UTC)

Quotes

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message
at This Time"
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up"
"Rehab Is for Quitters"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With
That?"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already
taken"
"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...Cops have nothing to go on."
"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same
time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the
hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out
of jury duty.
I don't buy temporary insanity as they murder defense.
Because people kill people. That's and animal instinct. I
think breaking into someone's home and ironing all their
clothes is temporary insanity.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the
police.
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll
bring it back to me.
I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie
dog. Now he's a bratweiler.
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
"The reason there are two senators for each state is so
that one can be designated driver." - Jay Leno
The value of life can be measured by how many times your
soul has been deeply stirred. - Soichiro Honda
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb.
carrot.
Every child has many wishes. Some include a wallet, two
chicks and a cigar, but that's another story.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -
Thelonius Monk
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your
children.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world
looks sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.




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