PJ

Never Cry Alone
2002-08-19 01:48:12 (UTC)

2... or The Sav-On Fiasco.

The absolute ignorance of some people never ceases to amaze
me.. I went to the drug store today to buy magnesium
citrate as part of the prep for surgery. The little twit
behind the counter smirked as she looked at the bottle and
then set it down and gave me my change. I waited for her
to bag the bottle as you would expect for any purchase but
rather she said "What are you waiting for, your .laxitive.
is right there!"

Okay, I'm fat, not deaf and ignorant.. and I'm a natural
red head.. you would think all these cartoons would have
taught someone about our temper. I picked up the bottle
and replied, "Of course it is, how crude of me to think a
purchase might warrent a bag.. it's a good thing I have a
scheduled surgery and not a constipation problem otherwise
I might be tempted to chug this bottle here and now then
take a big wet dump right on your register."

The satisfaction really came when as I was walking away I
heard her manager explaining that if her attitude didn't
get better she would be recieving customer relation lessons
via enema.

Tomorrow I go in for an all day pre-surgery consult.. last
chance to back out of the $27,000 price tag. I wonder if
it will feel worth it by christmas..




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