Jena's Rants
2001-07-13 14:45:24 (UTC)

I think he said something about Opium and a Ruler.......

Remind me never to drink straight Malibu ever again.
Last night it was one of those nights over Rampant
Philosophies house. We drank and partied and Jena
fell and hit her head on a tree. Why must I always
wear shoes with 5 inch heels when I decide to get my
drink on????
Oh well, so I have a big welt on my head today, I
look like an idiot, but oh well. It will go away
eventually. I hope. Jersey said it looked like a
lesion. "Great!", I thought, "Now I look like an
AIDS victim!"
So, the effects of drinking and damaging my noggin
led to a need to get laid - of course, and on the way
to this commencement of groove Hoppy and I had a frank
discussion on Penis Size. Now this was all very
funny, because just before leaving Rampant Philosophies'
house his girlfriend, Abracadabra, was trying to convince
us that he has like an 8 inch cock - Yeah Right, and I
am a D-cup!!!
So Hoppy and I had our frank discussion which was all about,
blah blah blah blah, and he blah blah blah blah blah opium
blah blah blah blah blah a ruler blah blah blah blah blah
couldn't move blah blah penis blah blah, and then I was
like all my gosh and I could barely believe that blah blah
blah blah would do such a thing blah blah blah blah
violated blah blah blah, so as you can see - it was some
crazy shit that went down.
So now I am waiting to hear from the doc's to see if I am
going to die, hahaha- oh geez that's so fucking funny.
I am so ready I could care less, I already look the part
of a dying person with my hangover and big ass lesion on my
I am soooooooooooooo beautiful!!!!!!!