pinkpanda

zbreeze
2002-08-17 13:46:03 (UTC)

It takes a cage

Yup, it takes a BIG cage to keep these strange creatures
locked up and away from me and the society. They are
dangerous. One of them showed up at my door one day last
month claimed to be looking for neighbor #416 who was of
course working at the time. We talked. He liked me, a
muscleman, well built, loud mouth, and peanut brain to go
with. He's an Army pilot, so I thought. I didn't give a
shit then and never will. EVER!

So this shithead called and asked me out to dine and dance
last night. I declined. He persisted, asking if I'd ever
gone out for fun, and I said yes, more times than I care to
count. In fact I have a couple of torn dresses to proof,
one of which had cost me $400 for one time wear coz I drank
too much, crashed and passed out in the parking lot. The
other was victimized by my clumsy boyfriend. He wanted to
see. Are you kidding?

Well, the asshole appeared at my patio door yesterday, said
his pool was closed for repair could he use mine. He handed
me a bottle of cheap Gin. I refused. Who the hell he think
I am, a fucking ho or something? Bastard! I am a sysadmin,
a professional, YOU GET THAT BOZO? And as soon as we hit
the pool deck, everything went down the toilet. Can't say I
was surprised but I wasn't expecting this either. I asked
Steph and John to join me at the pool, so there they were.
And the sonofabitch hit on me left and right while his loud
mouth spitting out offensive comments, insulting and
assualting anyone within earshot. Know what? I learned a
valuable lesson, never again will I put me in this
situation, so help me! Bastards like this belong in a cage.

All right, I've made a mistake for allowing him to come
near. What was his mother's excuse then? Did the doctor
slap him too hard when he's born? How 'bout Uncle Sam,
what's his excuse, too busy with the flyboys and no time
for the grunts? Either no-one took time to teach him some
manners or they didn't give a damn. You GI Joe stay away
from me, YOU HEAR? That goes to you too, Bob, Rich..

Why can't these guys be like John or David or CoMo or Alan?




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