point of a distorted view
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2002-08-09 17:03:39 (UTC)

::smashes computer with giant metal SPORK::

I hate my stupid computer. It keeps dying on me. Not
literally ON me, but.. you know. I was doing something. Ahck!
DIE! I don't know what else I CAN
say. Buhbye then


Chilluns: Who ARE you?
Melly: We are the legions of the undead!
Chilluns: What's that?
Reeky: LOOK IT UP!

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