Strigouiiate

Strigouiiate's Thoughts
2002-08-08 02:40:47 (UTC)

jesus masterbates

727 days until I'm 18

Dear Bob,
It's 10:20PM. I don't think I'll sleep, again. Kinda forgot
the point of sleeping, it's a big waste of time. I mean, I
remember in Health class they tell us that in order to
survive, human beings need, food, shelter, love, and rest.
But they never touched on the rest subject, at least not ot
my knowledge. They never told us how often we should rest,
nor how much rest we need. Anyhoo. I like playing with
fire. It's just so much freakin' fun! I like burning
things, heh. Can we say "py-ro-ma-ni-ac"? I think we can if
we try hard enough. Like The Little Engine that Could, "I
think I can, I think I can, I think I can." And, the all-
famous "I think, therefore, I am." What am I talking
about? -shrug- Who knows, it's a mystery. Okie, someone
clear this up for me, it bothers me a lot. Which has the
correct words:
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*Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the
world. Whether yellow, black, or white, they are special in
his sight. Jesus loves the children of the world.
OR
**Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the
world. Red, yellow, black, or white, they are special in
his sight. Jesus loves the children of the world.
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I can't remember what year it was when that stupid catchy
song was played in the background of some commercial to
promote donation for children in Iraq or something. I HATE
this song SO much, it's so catchy. I don't even care about
Jesus! Jesus who? Jesus of Nasereth? Jesus King of the
Jews? Jesus Christ? If it's not polite to say god's name
(which isn't even technically a name, it's just the word
god again), then why is it okie to go, "Jesus Christ! Thats
fucking awsome!" or "Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong
with you?" Heh, and my personal favorite, "Jesus Fucking
Christ." It basically says that "Jesus is fucking Christ"
which translates into "Jesus masterbating." And where
did "Jesus H. Christ" come from? What does the
goddamned "H" stand for? Hell? Hippie? Hoe? Heh, we will no
sooner know what the "H" stands for, than what the "G"
stands for in G.I.R. I love G.I.R. ^.^ He's absolutely
adorable! Aww! I'm done.
-hugz-
u no hoo




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