Things to say to break the silence of an empty conversation...
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather
because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me? Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
"Man caught in armed robbery with knife in a gun store" (real
It is impossible to love and to be wise
Two minds without a single thought
When turkeys mate they think of swans
The art of love? It's knowing how to join the temperament of a
vampire with the discretion of an anemone
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end
The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you
have to give since you've already given him your love
Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them, women
will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects
The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.
your moms so old i told her to act her own age and she died.
*stupid ur dad said "I wanna eat your pussy" so she barbecued her
*stupid she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer
*stupid that she eats monopoly and craps connect four
*stupid when u were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month
because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds"
*stupid she thought menopause was a button on the tape deck
*stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked "M, F and
sometimes Wednesday too"
*stupid that under "Education" on her job application she put
"Hooked on Phonics"
*stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
*slutty shes like a lemonade stand 10 cents a squeeze
"I'm standing here with 50 of my friends and a keg of
Killians, you're at home with your Annie Defranco tapes
again, the radio plays our favorite song, it's what keeps
me holdin' on, baby do you miss me now that I'm gone?"
-Lucky Boy's Confusion "Do you miss me?"
And it's 1:45
And I'm feeling alive
I've got it all
And it's your last call
There's somebody new
And she's better than you
You've been replaced
By a prettier face
So look who's crying now
-Sugarcult, "How does it feel"
i put on my glasses... and tell you how fine your ass is!
so will you jump into my caddy... and call me your sweet,
stop fucking swearing you goddamn fucking shit bomber good
for nothing ass ramming bitch!!
I try to think about rainbows when it gets bad. You got to
think about something to keep from going mad. I try to
think about big fat roses when the ship starts going down
but my head is wicked jealous. Don't want to talk about it
right now. Long distance, don't talk about. Ex-girlfriends,
don't talk about. You without me, don't talk about. The
past. In my head it's only in my head... in my head it's
only in my head. There's just something about you that gets
me in a twist and sometimes i think that cupid is just
taking a piss. it only takes one word or idea to send me in
a real deep, so if you think your clever use the right
words when you talk to me. I really think i have a problem
I really cant control myself. Why do i get so suspicious?
Do you want someone else? cuz everybody wants everybody
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few
times, does he become disoriented?
The words of christina...
*picks up the bible, skims through it, interested...*
Anything about sex in here?!?!?!
What is on your nasty mind? (Nasty mind, nasty mind) Don't
you wanna get Fucked from behind? (From behind, from
behind) They treat me like a dirty slave (Dirty slave,
dirty slave) And beat me like I won't behave I just wanna
get freaky baby
When the music starts, anything is possible. When the music
stops... thats when we begin to see our limitations.
Yes, hardwork does pay off in the end, but lazyness pays
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who
threw that rock?"
"I realized that I'm gay... because inside i was just
denying my guy.... likingness!!!!!" -Anonymous "SPERM" doner-
"If you had to make a choice would you stay with me
forever? If forever was a day would you hold me tight? If
forever was an hour would you talk from your heart? If
forever was a minute would you take my hand? If forever was
a second...... would you be glad you were with me?"
"now you see that evil will always triumph...because
good is dumb."
Are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me? Are you
done fucking with me? Because I just financialized the
problem, and you've become more trouble then you're worth!!!
bubbles?? im the princess of fucking darkness! what do i
want with bubbles?!
Find a penny pick it up and then all day you'll have a
If you put in your two cents and its only a penny for your
thoughts. Where does your other penny go?
How do they get the deer to cross at the little yellow
Do children enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry?
Why is golf a sport? I mean come on you hit a tiny ball out
in to a field, try to find it and once you find it you hit
it again. what idiot came up with this?
Have you ever just sat there with someone and had to laugh
because you know how much alike you are? Then you kiss and
your problems melt away, and for those few minutes
something deep inside you says hey life is really worth
living. -Rad Sretlaw
I guarantee that we'll have tough times and I guarantee
that at some point... one or the both of us will want to
get out. But I also guarantee, that if I don't ask you to
be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Cuz I know
in my heart... you're the only one for me.
I WANNA GO TRICK-OR-TREATING ON THE HIGHWAY DRESSED AS A
I was dreamin when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin
Coulda sworn it was judgement day
The sky was all purple
There were people runnin everywhere
Tryin to run from the destruction
you know I didn't even care
Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
I was dreamin when I wrote this
So sue me if I go 2 fast
But life is just a party
And parties weren't meant to last
War is all around us
My mind says prepare to fight
So if I gotta die
I'm gonna listen to my body tonight
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack
overly horny teenagers.
No you don't... you want a man who'll lead you down the
beach with his hand over your eyes just so you can discover
the feel of sand under your feet. You want a guy that'll
wake you up at dawn. He's just bursting to talk to you.
Can't wait another minute... just to find out what you'll
My fat, ugly ass went to bed... hope I die in the middle of
the night because waking another day as *first name here*
Fucking *last name here* is torture...goodnight to the very
few of you who actually fucking care.
taking a shower... care to join? ;-) actually... no don't.
You'll jump in and look at my fat, disgusting, hairy body,
scream, then proceed to jump out my bathroom window,
impaling yourself on my fence...c'est la vie!
Well, what can I say that I've learned this year...? Well,
let's just state the obvious. Flaws are what make the
person truly an individual.
words: it's summer, it's lovely, why the hell am i online
instead of outside? boredom, it kills all enthusiasm.
school sucks. i hate school. thank god it's over.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into
jet air intakes"
im so cold, wheres a warm boy when you need one??
who needs property anyhow? if everyone agrees to give up
material possessions, we wouldn't need property law and i
wouldn't have to take a property law final tomorrow... so
here's the deal. you go start a revolution, and i will stay
here and study, just in case you fail. But for the love of
my GPA, please don't fail!!!!
putting the seats back in the sin bin
you know what, i must apoligize that if people actually
arent having identity crisises and know who they are... and
are self confident which is why they would be ENGAGED
because guys LOVE girls like that... you know? im terribly
sorry that your jealous of this. because you know what, you
need to find yourself and BE ACTUALLY AN INDIVIDUAL... then
maybe you will try to stop putting other people down to
make you feel special, cuz it dont work. theyre too self
confident to be put down its so true. you know? be a bitch
to peoples faces and dont give a shit cuz ya just dont
care what they think. theres like 5 people who ya love in
this world and the rest can go to hell :P
I know some day you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll
be a star in somebody else's sky but why, why, oh why,
can't it be mine?
im staring at the the back of my eyelids.
on the 5th day i shoved my foot up kershaws ass b/c it
sucks so much cock
seriously that beach is like 4 feet big
my f'ing cock is bigger than that and my cock is tiny
Someone awaken me from this sleepless nightmare I call life.
this vacations useless these white pills arent kind ive
given alot of thought on this 13 hour drive i missed the
grinding concrete where we sat past 8 or 9 and slowly
finished laughing in the glow of our headlights ive given
alot of thought to the nights we used to have the days have
come and gone our lives went by so fast i faintly remember
breathing on your bedroom floor where i laid and told you
but you sweared you loved me more do you care if i dont
know what to say will you sleep tonight or will you think
of me will i shake this off pretend its all okay that
theres someone out there who feels just like me there is
those notes you wrote me ive kept them all ive given alot
of thought of how to write you back this fall with every
single letter in every single word there will be a hidden
message about a girl that loves a boy...
**Good girls don't lie,
Bad girls don't cry,
Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underwear,
Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your a**,
Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new,
So which one applies to you?**
sometimes i get so weird i even freak myself out
i laugh myself to sleep its my lullaby
sometimes i drive so fast just to feel the danger
i want to scream it makes me feel alive
is it enough to love is it enough to breath
somebody rip my heart out and leave me here to bleed
is it enough to die somebody save my life
id rather be anything but ordinary please
to walk within the lines would make my life so boring
i want to know that i have been to the extreme so knock me
off my feet
come on now give it to me anything to make me feel alive
let down your defenses use no common sense
if you look you will see that this world is a beautiful,
accident, turbulent, succulent, opulent, permanent no way i
wanna taste it
dont wanna waste it away
"Honey... how'd you feel if I went to school with you?"
"Humiliated, horrified and nauseous."
"I'm gunna be as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."
"I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton... I want you
to be as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton"
I have the right to remain violent.
Anything I say can and will be used against you.
im chilling with the rubber duckies O:-)
Sean, will you buy me red shoes so i can go click, click,
click! theres no place like home, theres no place like
home... SEAN! *grabs intestines* fondle, fondle, fondle! IT
DOES NOT SEEEPPP!!!
kiss my ass= besa mi asno
beautiful angel= bel ange
dame un beso = kiss me