Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2002-07-27 16:37:17 (UTC)

I Am Canadian?

I drink Canadian beer made by Canadian workers
by American manufacturing technology...

I drink Canadian Daquiri's made by Canadian Bartenders
who import American fruit from American states...

I watch Canadian TV made in Canada with Canadian
style by American producers and American actors

I read American books, by American authors, made
in Canadian cities by Canadian publishers...

I drive made Canadian cars, designed by American men,
fueled by Canadian gas, made from American Drilling...

I wear American clothing exported by American Companies,
sold by Canadian stores in Canadian cities...

I watch American Movies, Made by American Directors
with American Actors in American Styled Theatres...

I listen to American Music with American walkmans
made by American men...

I buy American Clothing, made by non Americans,
in American sweatshops in American cities...

I go to Candian Fast Food Restaurants, owned by Canadians
originating in American states invented by American men...

I go to Canadian University, taught by Canadian Professors,
using American text books and American Programs...

I use American Computers, designed my American Men,
manufactured in Canadian cites, by Canadian Men...

And I call myself a Canadian?


~Timothy~