Mary Quite Contrary

Footmouthspeak
2002-07-27 06:36:25 (UTC)

Lesson the Twentieth...

Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: Mornin'

Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: how was your trip?

TragicAntigone [11:12 AM]: slacker

TragicAntigone [11:12 AM]: it was good

Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: ...slacker??

TragicAntigone [11:13 AM]: morning? Morning at 11!? It's
nearly noon!! Why, back in my day we got up to milk the
cows at the crack of dawn!! And that was just the beginnin'
of the mornin' you whippersnapper!

TragicAntigone [11:13 AM]: miss me?

Skittlez812 [11:13 AM]: lmao

Skittlez812 [11:13 AM]: always

TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: *gives a whoop of joy*

TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: So how are you doin?

Skittlez812 [11:14 AM]: eh...same shit...different day

TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: always good

Skittlez812 [11:14 AM]: mundane existance I must say

Skittlez812 [11:16 AM]: GAH...brb...my folks are being
bitches

TragicAntigone [11:16 AM]: lol ok

Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: ...what I wouldn't give to shove a
grenade up my mom's ass at this very moment....

Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: sweet god...

TragicAntigone [11:19 AM]: want me to raid ted's room and
see if he has one?

Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: if you'd be so kind...

TragicAntigone [11:20 AM]: no prob babe

Skittlez812 [11:20 AM]: your'e the bestest

TragicAntigone [11:21 AM]: So, other than your natural
genocidal tendancies, what's new Loki?

Skittlez812 [11:21 AM]: Jack shit...

TragicAntigone [11:22 AM]: that works

Skittlez812 [11:23 AM]: it's been a weird ass couple of
days though

TragicAntigone [11:24 AM]: do tell

Skittlez812 [11:24 AM]: brb

TragicAntigone [11:24 AM]: k

Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: holy shit...

Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: I just found out the most
disgusting news

TragicAntigone [11:26 AM]: uhm... I don't know how to
respond to that

TragicAntigone [11:26 AM]: Oh, in that case, share!

Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: my cousin got a kitten for her
birthday (she's three)

Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: and she treats it really rough

Skittlez812 [11:27 AM]: well yesterday, my uncle came out
of the shower and saw that my cousin put the cat in the
microwave....

Skittlez812 [11:27 AM]: it was running..the poor thing is
barely breating...

TragicAntigone [11:28 AM]: oh shit

Skittlez812 [11:28 AM]: I damn near threw up when I heard

TragicAntigone [11:28 AM]: that's pretty fuckin' sick
there Tiff

Skittlez812 [11:29 AM]: hey...it wasn't ME who did it

Skittlez812 [11:29 AM]: and I have to babysit her
later...ain't it grand?

TragicAntigone [11:30 AM]: keep her away from the
microwave

Skittlez812 [11:30 AM]: no kidding

Skittlez812 [11:31 AM]: ewwwwwww.......I'm gonna
chunder....

Skittlez812 [11:31 AM]: blech...

TragicAntigone [11:32 AM]: nasty man

TragicAntigone [11:32 AM]: thanks for sharing

Skittlez812 [11:33 AM]: you told me too!

TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: I hadn't had my pre-lunch vomit
session yet

TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: I thought it was fun nasty! Not
icky nasty!

Skittlez812 [11:33 AM]: what's the difference?!?!

TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: well, you could've been talking
about sex or something! How was I to know?!

Skittlez812 [11:34 AM]: if I were talking about
sex...'holy shit..." would NOT be the first thing I'd
say....

Skittlez812 [11:34 AM]: lol

TragicAntigone [11:34 AM]: might be

TragicAntigone [11:34 AM]: depending on the sex

Skittlez812 [11:35 AM]: well..yeah...maybe

Skittlez812 [11:36 AM]: bah...

Skittlez812 [11:36 AM]: so anyways...moving onto less
vomit-worthy subject matter

Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: how are things?

TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: things are fine

TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: how are your things?

Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: eh....

Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: alright I guess

TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: that's good

Skittlez812 [11:38 AM]: *sigh*

TragicAntigone [11:39 AM]: *sigh*

Skittlez812 [11:39 AM]: don't life just suck?

TragicAntigone [11:39 AM]: you betcha

Skittlez812 [11:40 AM]: *grits teeth*

TragicAntigone [11:40 AM]: *hands you some gum because
that's not natural*

Skittlez812 [11:40 AM]: lol

Skittlez812 [11:46 AM]: did you ever have one of those
days where you are kinda in a state of....happy anger?

TragicAntigone [11:46 AM]: yep

Skittlez812 [11:46 AM]: how did you get out of that
feeling?

TragicAntigone [11:47 AM]: scream at the top of your lungs
or go beat some one up... or get really piss drunk

Skittlez812 [11:48 AM]: can't get drunk....could beat my
brother to a bloody, unrecognizable-as-human, pulp of
mangled flesh though...that sounds promising...

TragicAntigone [11:48 AM]: go with that then

Skittlez812 [11:48 AM]: yeah...but he's in Michigan

TragicAntigone [11:49 AM]: what the hell's he doin' in
michigan?

Skittlez812 [11:50 AM]: he went to go with to pick up one
of his friend's from his dad's house....or something like
that

TragicAntigone [11:50 AM]: whatever

Skittlez812 [11:54 AM]: isn't that just peachy? Justin
gets to go to another STATE and Tiffany can't go and spend
a night up in the Whitewater dorms...

Skittlez812 [11:54 AM]: the hell I say?

TragicAntigone [11:54 AM]: *eye brow raise* They probably
think you're fucking Bert

Skittlez812 [11:55 AM]: am NOT!

TragicAntigone [11:55 AM]: I said "think"

Skittlez812 [11:56 AM]: why the shit does everyone 'think'
that??

TragicAntigone [11:56 AM]: uhm... you're very touchy feely

Skittlez812 [11:56 AM]: I'm touchy-feely with EVERYONE

Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: shit...I KISSED your aunt Rocky!

TragicAntigone [11:57 AM]: yes... but do they know you're
bi?

Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: no

TragicAntigone [11:57 AM]: there's the reason.

Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: if they did I'd never be able to
leave the ficking house!

Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: even when I told them I'm going to
stay in Steph's dorm room?

TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: You don't have a whole bunch of
close guy friends so you're mainly touchy feely with Bert
and then other girls, your parents don't know you look at
girls like that so they automatically assume that Bert's
the one that you want, complete with senior grad "shake
shack" ala Olivia Newton John and John Travolta

TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: Since when do our parents trust
us?

TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: I'm just being logical. I fully
understand you're not spanking his monkey, but they don't
see it that way

Skittlez812 [11:59 AM]: .....you make a good argument...I
especially like the spanking of the monkey part...

TragicAntigone [11:59 AM]: lol

Skittlez812 [11:59 AM]: but as of late...I've had more guy
friends than girl-friends

Skittlez812 [12:00 PM]: do they just automatically assume
that I"m fucking them all?

TragicAntigone [12:01 PM]: might be. you're at that age
you know ;-)




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