Mary Quite Contrary
Footmouthspeak
Lesson the Twentieth...
Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: Mornin'
Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: how was your trip?
TragicAntigone [11:12 AM]: slacker
TragicAntigone [11:12 AM]: it was good
Skittlez812 [11:12 AM]: ...slacker??
TragicAntigone [11:13 AM]: morning? Morning at 11!? It's
nearly noon!! Why, back in my day we got up to milk the
cows at the crack of dawn!! And that was just the beginnin'
of the mornin' you whippersnapper!
TragicAntigone [11:13 AM]: miss me?
Skittlez812 [11:13 AM]: lmao
Skittlez812 [11:13 AM]: always
TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: *gives a whoop of joy*
TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: So how are you doin?
Skittlez812 [11:14 AM]: eh...same shit...different day
TragicAntigone [11:14 AM]: always good
Skittlez812 [11:14 AM]: mundane existance I must say
Skittlez812 [11:16 AM]: GAH...brb...my folks are being
bitches
TragicAntigone [11:16 AM]: lol ok
Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: ...what I wouldn't give to shove a
grenade up my mom's ass at this very moment....
Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: sweet god...
TragicAntigone [11:19 AM]: want me to raid ted's room and
see if he has one?
Skittlez812 [11:19 AM]: if you'd be so kind...
TragicAntigone [11:20 AM]: no prob babe
Skittlez812 [11:20 AM]: your'e the bestest
TragicAntigone [11:21 AM]: So, other than your natural
genocidal tendancies, what's new Loki?
Skittlez812 [11:21 AM]: Jack shit...
TragicAntigone [11:22 AM]: that works
Skittlez812 [11:23 AM]: it's been a weird ass couple of
days though
TragicAntigone [11:24 AM]: do tell
Skittlez812 [11:24 AM]: brb
TragicAntigone [11:24 AM]: k
Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: holy shit...
Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: I just found out the most
disgusting news
TragicAntigone [11:26 AM]: uhm... I don't know how to
respond to that
TragicAntigone [11:26 AM]: Oh, in that case, share!
Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: my cousin got a kitten for her
birthday (she's three)
Skittlez812 [11:26 AM]: and she treats it really rough
Skittlez812 [11:27 AM]: well yesterday, my uncle came out
of the shower and saw that my cousin put the cat in the
microwave....
Skittlez812 [11:27 AM]: it was running..the poor thing is
barely breating...
TragicAntigone [11:28 AM]: oh shit
Skittlez812 [11:28 AM]: I damn near threw up when I heard
TragicAntigone [11:28 AM]: that's pretty fuckin' sick
there Tiff
Skittlez812 [11:29 AM]: hey...it wasn't ME who did it
Skittlez812 [11:29 AM]: and I have to babysit her
later...ain't it grand?
TragicAntigone [11:30 AM]: keep her away from the
microwave
Skittlez812 [11:30 AM]: no kidding
Skittlez812 [11:31 AM]: ewwwwwww.......I'm gonna
chunder....
Skittlez812 [11:31 AM]: blech...
TragicAntigone [11:32 AM]: nasty man
TragicAntigone [11:32 AM]: thanks for sharing
Skittlez812 [11:33 AM]: you told me too!
TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: I hadn't had my pre-lunch vomit
session yet
TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: I thought it was fun nasty! Not
icky nasty!
Skittlez812 [11:33 AM]: what's the difference?!?!
TragicAntigone [11:33 AM]: well, you could've been talking
about sex or something! How was I to know?!
Skittlez812 [11:34 AM]: if I were talking about
sex...'holy shit..." would NOT be the first thing I'd
say....
Skittlez812 [11:34 AM]: lol
TragicAntigone [11:34 AM]: might be
TragicAntigone [11:34 AM]: depending on the sex
Skittlez812 [11:35 AM]: well..yeah...maybe
Skittlez812 [11:36 AM]: bah...
Skittlez812 [11:36 AM]: so anyways...moving onto less
vomit-worthy subject matter
Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: how are things?
TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: things are fine
TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: how are your things?
Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: eh....
Skittlez812 [11:37 AM]: alright I guess
TragicAntigone [11:37 AM]: that's good
Skittlez812 [11:38 AM]: *sigh*
TragicAntigone [11:39 AM]: *sigh*
Skittlez812 [11:39 AM]: don't life just suck?
TragicAntigone [11:39 AM]: you betcha
Skittlez812 [11:40 AM]: *grits teeth*
TragicAntigone [11:40 AM]: *hands you some gum because
that's not natural*
Skittlez812 [11:40 AM]: lol
Skittlez812 [11:46 AM]: did you ever have one of those
days where you are kinda in a state of....happy anger?
TragicAntigone [11:46 AM]: yep
Skittlez812 [11:46 AM]: how did you get out of that
feeling?
TragicAntigone [11:47 AM]: scream at the top of your lungs
or go beat some one up... or get really piss drunk
Skittlez812 [11:48 AM]: can't get drunk....could beat my
brother to a bloody, unrecognizable-as-human, pulp of
mangled flesh though...that sounds promising...
TragicAntigone [11:48 AM]: go with that then
Skittlez812 [11:48 AM]: yeah...but he's in Michigan
TragicAntigone [11:49 AM]: what the hell's he doin' in
michigan?
Skittlez812 [11:50 AM]: he went to go with to pick up one
of his friend's from his dad's house....or something like
that
TragicAntigone [11:50 AM]: whatever
Skittlez812 [11:54 AM]: isn't that just peachy? Justin
gets to go to another STATE and Tiffany can't go and spend
a night up in the Whitewater dorms...
Skittlez812 [11:54 AM]: the hell I say?
TragicAntigone [11:54 AM]: *eye brow raise* They probably
think you're fucking Bert
Skittlez812 [11:55 AM]: am NOT!
TragicAntigone [11:55 AM]: I said "think"
Skittlez812 [11:56 AM]: why the shit does everyone 'think'
that??
TragicAntigone [11:56 AM]: uhm... you're very touchy feely
Skittlez812 [11:56 AM]: I'm touchy-feely with EVERYONE
Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: shit...I KISSED your aunt Rocky!
TragicAntigone [11:57 AM]: yes... but do they know you're
bi?
Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: no
TragicAntigone [11:57 AM]: there's the reason.
Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: if they did I'd never be able to
leave the ficking house!
Skittlez812 [11:57 AM]: even when I told them I'm going to
stay in Steph's dorm room?
TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: You don't have a whole bunch of
close guy friends so you're mainly touchy feely with Bert
and then other girls, your parents don't know you look at
girls like that so they automatically assume that Bert's
the one that you want, complete with senior grad "shake
shack" ala Olivia Newton John and John Travolta
TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: Since when do our parents trust
us?
TragicAntigone [11:58 AM]: I'm just being logical. I fully
understand you're not spanking his monkey, but they don't
see it that way
Skittlez812 [11:59 AM]: .....you make a good argument...I
especially like the spanking of the monkey part...
TragicAntigone [11:59 AM]: lol
Skittlez812 [11:59 AM]: but as of late...I've had more guy
friends than girl-friends
Skittlez812 [12:00 PM]: do they just automatically assume
that I"m fucking them all?
TragicAntigone [12:01 PM]: might be. you're at that age
you know ;-)
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