Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2002-07-26 06:22:29 (UTC)

2,446 Filthy Words and Phrases...

Again, Erika... Thanks... This is so fucking funny....
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Compiled by George Carlin

The Original Seven Dirty Words were shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker,
mother-fucker, and tits - From album: Class Clown, 1972.

MALE GENITALS
Aaron's Rod
Arm
Baby-Maker
Blue Vein Meatroll
Bald-Headed Butler
Bald-Headed Mouse
Belly Buster
Bathtub eel
Bearded Blood Sausage
Bird
Bone
Baloney
Banana
Bat
Bayonet
Bean Tosser
Beef
Belly Ruffian
Blade
Broomstick
Bum Tickler
Bush Beater
Button-Hole Worker
Cock
Candle
Carrot
Club
Crack Haunter
Cranny Hunter
Cracksman
Creamstick
Culty Gun
Carnal Stump
Chicken
Child-Getter
Chink-Stopper
Corey
Crook
Dick
Dork
Dong
Doniker
Dingus
Dipstick
Dagger
Dart of Love
Dearest Member
Dicky
Ding-Dong
Dinger
Dingle-Dangle
Dummy
Dodaddy
Dolly
Dooflicker
Down-Leg
Dragon
Eel
End
Family-Organ
Fiddle Bow
Fish
Fishing Rod
Flapper
Fool-Sticker
Forefinger
Fucker
Foreman
Gun
Gut Wrench
Giggle Stick
Gadget
Gardener
Giggling Pin
Gooser
Gravy Maker
Frinding Tool
Gristle
Gut Stick
Hair Splitter
Hambone
Hammer
Hanging Johnny
Hoe Handle
Holy Porker
Horn
Hose
Hot Rod
Heat-Seeking Moisture Missle
Hairy Hot Dog
Jack in the Box
Jemson
Jerking Iron
Jigger
Jing Jang
Jockam
Johnnie
Johnny One-Eye the
Bald-Headed Champ
Johnson
Joint
Joy Knob
Joy Prong
Joy Stick
Key
Kidney Cracker
Kidney Wiper
Kielbasa
King Member
Knob
Knocker
Ladies' Delight
Ladies' Lollipop
Ladies' Treasure
Lamp of Life
Lance
Life Preserver
Little Brother
Little Willie
Liver Turner
Live Sausage
Lizard
Lob
Lobcock
Lobster
Lollypop
Long John
Love Dart
Love Gun
Love Muscle
Lucy
Lung Disturber
Mad Mick
Magic Wand
Man-Root
Marrow Bone
Master John Thursday
Master of Ceremonies
Meat
Meat Hook
Meat Whistle
Member
Merrymaker
Middle Leg
Milkman
Mister Goodwrench
Mister Tom
Mouse
Muscle
Mutton Dagger
My Body's Captain
Natural Scythe
Needle
Nimrod
Nippy
Noodle
Noony
Old Blind Bob
One-Eyed Milkman
One-Eyed Trouser Trout
One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtle-Neck
Sweater
One-Eyed Wonder Worm
Pant Muscle
Pecker
Pee-Pee
Pen
Pencil
Pendulum
Perch
Peter
Piccolo
Picklock
Pikestaff
Pile Driver
Pin
Pink Pencil
Pipe
Pisser
Pistol
Plugtail
Pocket Piccolo
Pocket Rocket
Pointer
Poker
Pole
Pork
Pork Sword
Post
Prick
Pride & Joy
Prong
Pud
Pudding
Pump Handle
Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Pup
Putz
Quickening Peg
Quimstake
Ram
Ramrod
Raw Meat
Reamer
Red Cap
Rod
Rod of Love
Rolling Pin
Root
Rudder
Rupert
St. Peter
Russel the Wonder
Muscle
Salami
Sausage
Sceptre
Schlong
Sexing Piece
Shaft
Shmock
Short Arm
Sove Devil
Shvontz
Silent Flute
Skin Flute
Snake
Spigot
Spike-Faggot
Spindle
Split-Rump
Spout
Staff
Steaming Hot Kanga
Stem
Stick
Sting
Stump
Sugar Stick
Sword
Tail Pin
Tally-Whacker
Tassel
Tent Pig
Thing
Third Leg
Thistle
Throbber
Throbbing Python of Love
Tickle-Gizzard
Tickler
Tong
Tool
Torch or Cupid
Toy
Trap-Stick
Trouser Anaconda
Tube Steak
Uncle Dick
Vomiting Cobra
Wand
Wang
Wazoo
Weapon
Wedge
Weenie
Whacker
Whip
Whistle
Whore-Pipe
Wick
Willie
Wingle
Wire
Worm
Yang
Yard
Yosh
Zubrick

WELL-ENDOWED (MALE)
Basket for Days
Donkey-Rigged
Double-Shung
Hung Like a Bull
Miracle Meat
Timbered
Tons of Basket
Tons of Meat
Well-Favored by Nature
Well Hung
Yard

SEMEN
Baby Food
Baby Juice
Bull Gravy
Buttermilk
Chism
Come
Cream
Crud
Cum
Duck Butter
Fetch
Glue
Gravy
Hockey
Honey
Hot Milk
Jam
Jazz
Jelly
Jism
Jizz
Juice
Letch Water
Load
Love Liquor
Man Oil
Marrow
Mettle
Mild
Oil of Man
Ointment
Oyster
Prick Juice
Pudding
Scum
Seed
Slime
Soap
Spendings
Sperm
Spew
Spratz
Spume
Spunk
Starch
Stuff
Tail Juice
Tail Water
Tallow
Wad
White Blow
White Honey

SEMEN-RELATED
Pearl Necklace
Pecker Tracks
Wet Dream

EJACULATE
Big Bang
Bust Your Nuts
Come
Come Off
Cream
Cum
Die in a Woman's Lap
Drop Your Load
Fire a Shot
Get Off
Get the Dirty off Your Chest
Get Wet
Get Your Cookies
Get Your Jollies
Get Your Rocks Off
Go Off
Number Three
Pop a Nut
Shoot
Shoot Off
Shoot Your Wad
Spend
Squirt

TESTICLES
Ballocks
Balls
Bangers
Beecham's Pills
Bird's Eggs
Boo-Boos
Charlies
Cherries
Chestnuts
Clangers
Cojones
Cubes
Danglers
Eggs
Family Jewels
Glands
Goolies
Jewels
Jimmy's
Kanakas
Love Apples
Marbles
Marshmallows
Nards
Nuts
Onions
Plums
Pounders
Rocks
Seeds
Slashers
Spunk Holders
Squirrel Food
Stones
Swingers

SCROTUM
Ball Bag
Hairy Bag
Poke
Sack
Nuts
Balls
Cajones

CRAB LICE
Active Citizens
Crabs
Crotch Crickets
Gentlemen's Companions
Neighbors To the South
Pants Rabbits
Seam Squirrels

SYPHILIS
Coachman on the Box
French Gout
Irish Mutton
Ladies' Fever
Lifelong Friend
Neapolitan Bone Ache
Old Joe
Siff
Spanish Needle
The Old Dog

GONORRHEA
Burner
Clap
Dose
Gleet
Glim
Haircut
Lues
Lulu
Morning Drop
Piss Pins and Needles
Piss Pure Cream
Stank Cock
Strain
Tear

FEMALE GENITALS
Ace of Spades
Adam's Cave
Altar of Love
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Belly Entrance
Black Bess
Bluebeard's Closet
Box
Brown Madam
Bull's Eye
Bunny
Bush
Button Hole
Cabbage Patch
Canal
Candle Holder
Cat's Meat
Cave of Harmony
Cavern
Cellar Door
Chocha
Cleft
Clutch
Cockpit
Cookie
Coot
Cootch
Coochi
Cooze
Coupler
Crack
Cranny
Crease
Crevice
Crotch
Crumpet
Cunny
Cunt
Dimple
Divine Scar
Donut
Drain
Eel-Skinner
Fish Tank
Flytrap
Fort Bushy
Front Window
Fur
Furbox
Furburger
Furrow
Gap
Gaper
Gash
Gate of Heaven
Ginch
Ginny
Girl-Street
Goat-Milker
Gully-Hole
Hair
Haircourt
Hair Pie
Happy Valley
Harbor of Hope
Hatch
Hog Eye
Hole
Honey-Hive
Honey-Pot
Horse Collar
Hot Box
Hot Spot
House Under the Hill
Irish Fortune
Itching Jenny
Jack Nasty-Face
Jaxy
Jelly-Roll
Juice Box
Keyhole
Lady Jane
Lamp of Love
Lapland
Lather-Maker
Little Mary
Locker
Long-Eye
Love Tunnel
Lower Lips
Magpie's Nest
Main Vein
Manhole
Mark of the Beast
Meat
Meat Grinder
Mom's Homemade Slit Pie
Mound
Mount Pleasant
Mouse
Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite
Muff
Naf
Nature's Tufted Treasure
Nest
Niche
Nook
Nooky
Notch
Oat-Bin
Old Mossyface
Organ Grinder
Oven
Oyster Catcher
Patch
Pelt
Penwiper
Pie
Piece
Pin Cushion
Pink Taco
Pink Eye
Pipe Cleaner
Piss Flaps
Pit
Playpen
Pocket
Poke Hole
Poontang
Poor Man's Blessing
Prick Purse
Pussy
Quiff
Quim
Quiver
Rose
Screw-Hole
Slash
Slit
Slot
Snapper
Snappin' Pussy
Snatch
Snatch-Box
Stank
Steam Room
Stuff
Socket
Sportsman's Gap
Sugar Basin
Tail
Temple of Low Men
Tool-Chest
Toy Shop
Treasure Chest
Trench
Triangle
Trim
Tube
Tuna Taco
Tunnel
Tunnel of Love
Twat
Tweeze
Twitcher
Vag
Valley
Venus Highway
Vertical Smile
Wet Cave of Lust
Wooly-Booger
Works
Yawne
Yum-Yum

FEMALE GENITAL RELATED
Boy-In-The-Bush
Bush
Button
Cherry
Clamp
Clit
Clitty
Cleopatra
Lady's Low Toupee
Lather
Letch-Water
Love Juice
Man-in-the-Canoe
Merkin
Mugget
Pussy Fart
Vaginal Blood Fart

BREASTS
Apples
Balcony
Balloons
Bangers
Bazongas
Bazooms
Bean Bags
Big Brown Eyes
Bon-Bons
Boobies
Boobs
Bottles
Boulders
Bullets
Bumpers
Busters
Butterbags
Cantaloupes
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Handful
Hand-Warmers
Headers
Headlights
Hills
Honkers
Hooters
Howitzers
Jaboos
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Mammets
Mams
Mangoes
Meatballs
Meat Loaves
Melons
Milk Cans
Milk Shop
Mounds
Mount of Lilies
Mountains
Muffins
Mulligans
Murphies
Nancies
Nature's Fonts
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Nuts
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pair
Palookas
Papayas
Paps
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Pects
Peepers
Pillows
Pips
Pokers
Pontoons
Potatoes
Pumpkins
Pumps
Rib Cushions
Roundies
Sandbags
Scones
Scoops
Set
Shakers
Shimmies
Skin Sacks
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spuds
Stacks
Stuffing
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tetons
Tidbits
Tits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts
Upper Deck
Waldos
Warheads
Warts
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins

MENSTRUATION
Aunt Flo
Aunt Rosie Is in Town
All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront
Blood Week
Collywobbles
Curse of Eve
Drip
Entertain the General
Fall off the Roof
Flying the Flag
Holy Week
Having the Painters in High Tide
Jinx
Little Sister is Here
Monthlies
My Buddy
My Friend
On the Bun
On the Pole
On the Rag
Period
Problem
Ragging
Ragtime
Red Flag
Red Sails in the Sunset
Riding the Cotton Pony
Road Up for Repairs
Sick
Stop Sign
Tail Flowers
That Time
That Way
The Captain is at Home
The Curse
The Foe
The Hammock is Swinging
The Plague
The Thing
The Visitor
Turns
Wearing the Bulky Roll
Woman's Home Companion

SANITARY NAPKIN
Bandage
Clout
Cunt Rag
Fanny Rag
Flag
Granny Rag
Man Hole Cover
Mouth Mattress
Muck Rag
Mutt Rag
Pleasure Garden Padlock
Rag
Red Flag
Window Blind

PREGNANT
About-To-Find-Pups
Apron Up
Baby-Bound
Bagged
Belly Up
Big with Child
Broken-Kneed
Clucky
Cocked-Up
Coming Fresh
Delicate Condition
Double-Ribbed
Gragrant
Full of Heir
Gone To Seed
Have a Dumpling
Have One in the Oven
Have One's Cargo Aboard
In a Family Way
In Pod
In the Pudding Club
In Trouble
Knocked Up
Loaded
Looking Piggy
On the Bones
P.G.
Pillowed
Preggers
Preggy
Shot in the Giblets
Storked
Stung By a Serpent
Swallowed a Watermelon Seed
Up and Coming
Up the Stick
Wedged Up
With Squirrel

FORNICATION
A Bit of Jam
Action
Ball
Ballock
Baloney Ride
Bananas and Cream
Bang
Basket Making
Batter
Beef
Beef Injection
Be in a Woman's Beef
Belly Ride
Belt
Blanket Drill
Board
Blow off the Loose
Corns
Boff
Bone
Bore
Bottle
Bounce
Bump
Bumper
Bump Fur
Bunny Fuck
Bury One's Wick
Bury the Bone
Bush Patrol
Buzz the Brillo
Cane
Change One's Luck
Charge
Chuck a Tread
Climb
Cock Up
Come Across
Couple With
Cover
Crack It
Cram
Crawl
Cream
Cut
Dance the Mattress Jig
Daub of the Brush
Dick
Dicky Dunk
Diddle
Dip Your Stinger in the Honey
Dip Your Stick
Dip Your Wick
Dirty Work at the Crossroads
Do
Do a Dive in the Dark
Do a Flop
Do a Push
Do a Slide Up the Board
Dog
Do It
Do the Deed
Do the Nasty
Ease Nature
Exchange Spits
Feather-Bed Jig
Feed the Dummy
Fiddle
Firk
Fit End To End
Fix Her Plumbing
Flesh Session
Flop
Flop in the Hay
Four-Legged Frolic
Frig
Fuck
Fun and Games
Get a Bit
Get a Chunk
Get a Crumpet
Get a Hunk
Get a Little
Get a Piece
Get a Snippet
Get a Wet One
Get Home
Get In
Get Into Her Pants
Get Into Some Serious Flesh
Get It On
Get Jack in the Orchard
Get Laid
Get Lucky
Get One's Ashes Hauled
Get One's Greens
Get One's Leather Stretched
Get One's Noodle Wet
Get One's Oil Changed
Get Some
Get Some Action
Get Some Ass
Get Some Crack
Get Some Hair
Get Some Hole
Get Some Pussy
Get Some Stuff
Get Some Tail
Get Some Tweeze
Get Your Been Waxed
Get Your Pole Varnished
Give Her a Stab
Go All the Way
Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor
Go To Bed With
Go To It
Go To Town
Go Vaulting
Grease the Wheel
Grind
Grind One's Tool
Hanky-Panky
Have
Have a Bit
Have a Bit of Giblet Pie
Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage
Have a Blow Through
Have Sex With
Hide the Ferret
Hide the Salami
Hit on the Tail
Hock
Hop On
Horizontal Refreshment
Hose
Hot Roll with Cream
Hump
Impale
Introduce Charley
Incade
Irish Whist
Jazz
Jink
Job
Join Paunches
Jounce
Joy Ride
Jug
Juke
Jump
Jump on One's Bones
Knock
Knock off a Piece
Know
Ladies' Tailoring
Lay
Lay off With
Lay Some Pipe
Lay the Hip
Lay the Leg
Leap
Leap On
Lie On
Lie With
Lob In
Love
Make
Make Feet for Children's Shoes
Make It
Make Love
Make Out With
Make the Scene
Making Babies
Makin' Whoopee
Mate
Mess Around
Mingle Limbs
Mix One's Peanut Butter
Mount
Mug
Muss
Nail
Nail Two Bellies Together
Nick
Nig
Nub
Nug
Nut
Oblige
Off
Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor
Peel One's Best End
Peg
Perform
Pestle
Piece
Piece of Ass
Piece of Pussy
Piece of Snatch
Piece of Tail
Pile
Pile-Driving
Pin
Plant the Oats
Play at All Fours
Play Hide the Bone
Plow
Pluck
Plug
Pocket the Red
Poke
Pole
Pole Work
Polish Your Rocket
Pop
Pork
Post a Letter
Pound
Pump
Punch
Push
Put the Boots To
Quimsticking
Put the Tool in the Shed
Ram
Ride
Rip Off
Rites of Venus
Roasting the Broomstick
Roll
Roll in the Hay
Rock
Rod
Roger
Romp
Root
Rootle
Roust
Rub Bacons
Rub Up
Rumble
Rumple
Rutting
Salt
Saw off a Chunck
Score
Screw
Scutz Around
Secret Services
Service
Shack Up
Shaft
Shag
Shake
Shake the Sheets
Shoot Between Wind and Water
Shoot One's Wad
Short Arm Practice
Shove
Sit-up
Sink the Sausage
Sink the Soldier
Slam
Sleep With
Slip Her a Length
Slip Into
Split
Spoil
Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch
Squattin' on the Hog
Squeeze and a Squirt
Stab
Stable My Naggle
Strop One's Beak
Strum
Stuff
Swing
Tail-Work
Take a Turn in the Stubble
Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill
Tear off a Piece
Tear the Sheets
The Disappearing Cane Trick
The Matrimonial Polka
Thread
Thread the Needle
Throw a Hump
Throw a Leg Over
Throw a Shot
Thump
Tie the True Lover's Knot
Tiff
Tip the Long One
To Be Intimate
Tooling in the Woods
Tops and Bottoms
Trim
Trim the Buff
Trip Up the Rhine
Tumble
Tumple
Turn Up
Twiddle
Varnish One's Cane
Vault
Vitamin F
Wap
Wham
What Mother Did
Before Me
Wind the Clock
Womanize
Work
Workout
Work the Dumb Oracle
Work the Hairy Oracle
Yard
Yentz

SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes)
Blotty
Brimming
Bulging
Cockish
Dripping for It
Excited
Feeling Hairy
Frisky
Fuckish
Gamy
Hairy
Horny
Hot
Hot-Assed
Hot and Bothered
Hot Nuts
Hot Pants
Humpy
In the Mood
In Season
Itchy Pants
Juiced Up
Juicy
Lathered
Moist
Motor Running
On for One's Greens
Oncoming
Pruney
Rammish
Randy
Ready
Rooty
Ruttish
Sexed Up
Tumbling Ripe
Turned On
Up
Wet

SEXUALLY FIXATED
Cock-Happy
Cunny Haunted
Cunt-Struck

TESTALGIA
Blue Balls
Hot Rocks
Love Nuts
Lover's Nuts
Stone Ache

CONDOM
Balloon
Cheater
Close Combat Sock
Diving Suit
Drop Catcher
Eel Skin
Fear-Not
French Letter
Gasket
Joy Bag
Jimmy Hat
One-Piece Overcoat
Pipe Pull-Over
Port Said Garter
Raincoat
Rubber
Rubber Glove
Safe
Scumbag
Sheath
Shower Cap
Tail Sheath
Wet Suit

ERECTION
Bone
Boner
Bone-On
Burgeoning Truncheon
Captain Standish
Flagpole
Hard
Hard-On
Horn
In One's Best Clothes
Irish Toothache
Mean-On
Morning Pride
Old Hornington
On the Stand
Pants Pusher
Piss Hard
Piss Proud
Prod
Proud Below the Navel
Proud Mary
Raid
Riser
Rise in Your Levi's
Rod-On
Rock Python
Spike
Stalk
Standing Ware
Stand-Up
Stiff
Stiffer
Stiffy
Steely Dan
Sporting a Sequoia
Throbber
Woody

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD
Accident
Adulterine
Babe of Love
Bachelor's Son
Bar Steward
Bastard
Born Out of Wedlock
Bush Colt
Bye-Blow
Catch Colt
Chance-Born
Chance Child
Hasty Pudding
Love Child
Merry-Begotten Child
Misbegotten
Momzer
Natural
Nephew
Niece
Out-Child
Side Wind
Single Child
Son of a Bitch
Squeaker
Stall Whimper
Whoreson
Yard Child

LECHER
Alley Cat
Amoroso
Animal
Basher
Bed-Presser
Belly Bumper
Bird's Nester
Bluebeard
Bum-Fiddler
Casanova
Chimney Sweep
Chippy Chaser
Cock Hound
Cocksman
Cocksmith
Don Juan
Eager Beaver
Feather-Bed Soldier
Fleece Hunter
Flesh Fly
Flesh Monger
Flower Fancier
Fox Hunter
Fuckster
Gamestock
Gash Hound
Goat
Grouser
Gully Raker
Hair Monger
Headhunter
Horseman
King of Clubs
Ladies' Tailor
Lech
Libertine
Lothario
Lover
Make-Out Artist
Meat Hound
Moll Hunter
Mr. Horner
Muttoner
Parish Bull
Pelter
Pinch-Bottom
Prigger
Quail Hunter
Ranger
Rider
Rooster
Rounder
Rutter
Sexpert
Sexual Athlete
Sharpshooter
Skin Dog
Smell-Smock
Son of Venus
Sportsman
Stallion
Stoat
Stud
Swinger
Swordsman
Tad
Tit Kisser
Tomcat
Town Bull
Town Rake
Tug-Mutton
Tummy Tickler
Whisker Splitter
Whore Hopper
Whore Hound
Womanizer
Woodman

EASY WOMAN
Adultera
Alley Cat
Bangster
Bed Bunny
Belly-Lass
Biffer Bimbo
Bunny
Calico Queen
Charity Stuff
Chippy
Coming Wench
Cum Freak
Dead Easy
Easy Lay
Easy Make
Easy Meat
Floozie
Free-For-All
Free Ride
Gay in the Groin
Gobble-Prick
Goober Grabber
Grassback
Grind
Hairy Bit
High Flyer
Hobby Horse
Horns-To-Sell
Hot Lay
Hot Number
Hot Stuff
Not Tamale
Hussy
Jazz Baby
Letching Piece
Light Skirts
Loose Woman
Miss Horner
Nestlecock
Nympho
Open-Ass
Pick-Up
Piece of Stray
Playgirl
Pleaser
Push-Over
Puta
Roundheel
Scupper
Sexpot
Shagstress
Short-Heeled Wench
Slot-Job
Soft-Jaw
Strollop
Tickle-Tail
Town Punch
Tramp
Wag-Tail
Walk-Up Fuck
Wanton
Warm Bit
Willing-Tit
Yes-Girl

PROSTITUTE
Ass-Peddler
Bachelor's Wife
Bangster
Barrack Hack
Bimmy
Bird
Biscuit
Blouser
Bob Tail
Boong Moll
Broad
Bunny
Burlap Sister
Business Girl
Butt-Peddler
Call Girl
Cannon Woman
Canvasback
Chippy
Cock-Eyed Jenny
Coffee Grinder
Cum-Catcher
Common Sewer
Company Girl
Crack Salesman
Cruiser
Door Keeper
Dress for Sale
Early Door
Erring Sister
Fallen Woman
Fast-Fanny
Fast Woman
Ferry
Flag-About
Flash-Tail
Flatbacker
Flax-Wench
Flesh Pot
Floosie
Foreskin Hunter
Frail Sister
Garbage Can
Guinea Hen
Harlot
Harpie
Hat-Rack
Hay-Bag
Hooker
Hose-Bag
Hunt-About
Hustler
Joy Girl
Lady of the Evening
Lease-Piece
Livestock
Loose Fish
Lowheel
Mattress
Merry-Legs
Moonlighter
Moth
Needle-Woman
Night Jobber
Nockstress
Notch-Broad
Nymph of Darkness
Old Rip
Overnight Bag
Painted Woman
Pavement Princess
Piece
Piece of Trade
Pinch Prick
Pintle-Twister
Poker Climber
Pro
Prossy
Punchable Nun
Puta
Quail
Quiff
Raspberry Tart
Receiver General
Red-Light Sister
Sailor's Bait
Sales Lady
Scarlet Sister
She Sails
Sister
Sister of Mercy
Sloop of War
Slut
Speedy Sister
Sporting Girl
Stem Siren
Streetwalker
Strumpet
Tail
Tart
Thrill Dame
Toffer
Tricking Broad
Tumble
Vent Renter
Vice Sister
Whore
Window Tapper
Woman About Town
Working Girl
Zook

PIMP
Apron Squire
Ass Peddler
Brother of the Gusset
Button Broker
Crack Salesman
Fishmonger
Flesh Peddler
Gorilla
Honey Man
Hustler
Iceberg Slim
Mack Man
Missionary
Panderer
Petticoat Merchant
Ponce
Procurer
Prosser
Runner
Skirt Man
Stable Boss
Toute
Whiskin

BROTHEL
Academy
Bagnio
Bag-Shanty
Band Box
Bat House
Beauty Parlor
Beaver Base
Bed House
Birdcage
Bordello
Button-Hole Factory
Cab Joint
Cake Shop
Call House
Can House
Cat Flat
Cat House
Chippy House
Coupling House
Disorderly House
Doss House
Fish Market
Flash Crib
Flesh Market
Fuckery
Garden House
Girlery
Coat House
Goosing Slum
Heifer Barn
House of All Nations
House of Ill Fame
Kip Shop
Knocking Shop
Ladies College
Leaping House
Moll Shop
Notchery
Notch Joint
Nunnery
Pushing School
Red-Light House
Rib Joint
Riding Academy
Sporting House
Temple of Venus
Touch-Crib
Vaulting House
Warm Shop
Whorehouse
Whore Shop

MASTURBATE (MALE)
Backstroke Roulette
Bash the Candle
Beat Off
Beat the Bishop
Beat the Dummy
Beat the Meat
Beat the Stick
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Bop the Baloney
Box the Jesuit
Buff the Banana
Burp the Worm
Butter the Corn
Choke the Chicken
Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Clean Your Rifle
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Cuff the Carrot
Diddle
Drain the Monster
Fist Fuck
Fist Your Monster
Five Against One
Flog the Dog
Flog the Hog
Flog Your Dong
Flute Solo
Fondle the Fig
Gallop the Antelope
Give It a Tug
Grease the Pipe
Hack the Hog
Hand Job
Hand Work
Have It Off
Hitchhike Under the
Big Top
Hump Your Hose
Jackhammer
Jack Off
Jazz Yourself
Jerk Off
Jerk the Gherkin
Lope the Mule
Make the Bald Man Puke
Manipulate the Mango
Manual Override
Milk the Lizard
Mount a Corporal and Four
Nerk Your Throbber
Oil the Glove
Onan's Olympics
One-Man Show
Pack Your Palm
Paddle the Pickle
Paint the Pickle
Paint the Ceiling
Play the Skin Flute
Please Your Pisser
Plunk Your Twanger
Pocket Pinball
Pocket Pool
Polish the Rocket
Polish the Sword
Pound Off
Pound Your Flounder
Pound Your Pud
Pull Off
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull the Pudding
Pull Your Prick
Pull Your Taffy
Pump the Python
Ram the Ham
Ride the Great White Knuckler
Rope the Pony
Rub Off
Shag
Shaking Hands With the Unemployed thanks everyone
Shine Your Pole
Shootin' Putty At the Moon
Slakin' the Bacon
Slammin' the Salmon
Slam the hammer
Slam the Spam
Slappin' Pappy
Slapping the Clown
Sling the Jelly
Snap the Monkey
Snap the Rubber
Snap the Whip
Soldier's Joy
Spank the Frank
Spank the Salami
Squeeze the Lemon
Stroking it
Stroke Off
Stroke the Dog
Stroke Your Poker
Take Yourself in Hand
Tease the Weenie
Tenderize the Meat
The Five-Knuckle Shuffle
Thump the Pump
Tickle Your Pickle
Toss Off
Tweak Your Twinkle
Varnish the Flagpole
Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters
Walk the Dog
Wank
Wax the Carrot
Wax the Dolphin
Whack Off
Whip Off
Whip the Dummy
Whip the Wire
Whip Your Dripper
Whizzin' Jizzum
Wonk Your Conker
Work Off
Wrestle the Eel
Wring Out Your Rope
Yang Your Wang
Yank Off
Yank the Crank
Yank the Plank
Yank the Yam
Yank Your Strap

MASTURBATE (FEMALE)
Beat the Beaver
Clap Your Clit
Cookin Cucumbers
Finger
Finger Fuck
Finger Job
Gettin' It Wet
Greasin' the Gash
Hand Trip
Hide the Hot Dog
Hit the Slit
Hose Your Hole
Juice Your Sluice
Let the Beaver Swim
Makin' Some Soup
Pet the Poodle
She-Bop
Slam the Clam
Tickle the Taco
Two-Finger Tango

HOMOSEXUALS (MALE)
Alice
Ass Bandit
Angel
Ass King
Auntie
Blow Boy
Bun Duster
Buttercup
Bandit
Belle
Bent
Betty
Boy
Broken-Wrist
Brown-Hatter
Cocksucker
Cake Eater
Cream Puff
Cock Queen
Capon
Cannibal
Chicken
Chicken-hawk
Closet Queen
Cowboy
Dick Sucker
Daffodil
Ducky
Daisy
Dandy
Dicky Licker
Ethel
Fag
Faggot
Fruit
Fairy
Flit
Flaming Faggot
Gay
Gayboy
Girlie
Goat Blower
Gobbler
Gonsel
Green and Yellow Fellow
Gentlemiss
Gussie
Homo
He-She
Himmer
Hen-Hussy
Joy Boy
Joey
Lad-Lass
Lisper
Lavender Boy
Light-Foot
Lily
Limp-Wrist
Lick-Spigot
Malkin
Mary Ann
Molly Mop
Miss Nancy
Meat Hound
Midnight Company
Mince
Minty
Mother
Mattress Muncher
Nance
Nancy Boy
Nelly
Nephew
One of Those
Pink Pants
Pansy
Poof
Panty Waist
Powder Puff
Pretty Boy
Pussy
Punk
Pillow-Biter
Piccolo Player
Quiff
Queer
Queen
Quince
Rear Admiral
Rear Gunner
Raving Queen
Rimadonna
Receiver
Sissy
Screaming Fairy
Sis
Soapy
Sister
Spurge
Sissy-Britches
Skin Diver
Skippy
Suckster
Sweetie
Swish
Thrid-Sexer
Three-Dollar Bill
Three-Legged Beaver
Twinkle
Twank
Twixter
Turd Burglar
Uranist
Undercover Man
Whoops Boy
Willie Boy
Wonk

HOMOSEXUALS (FEMALE)
Amy-John
Boon Dagger
Bull
Bull Dyke
Bull Dagger
Butch
Beaver Eater
Carpet Muncher
Dyke
Diesel Dyke
Fairy Lady
Fem
Femme
Fluff
Fluzz Dyke
Gal Boy
Gay
Jasper
Lady-Lover
Les
Lesbyterian
Lezzie
Lesbo
Lezzo
Lover Under the Lap
Margie
Mintle
Ruffle
Rug Eater
Split Tail Lover
Sappho
Sister
Sergeant
Tribadist
Tootsie
Top Sergeant
Wolf

SODOMITE
Bird-Taker
Brown-Hatter
Brownie
Brownie King
Bugger
Bum Fucker
Burglar
Corn-Holer
Eye Doctor
Gentleman of the Back Room
Gut Butcher
Gut Fucker
Gut Scraper
Gut Stuffer
Inspector of Manholes
Jesuit
Jockey
Reamer
Ring-Snatcher
Sheep-Herder
Shit Stirrer
Stern Chaser
Stuffer
Turd Burglar
Turk
Uncle
Usher
Wolf

ANAL INTERCOURSE
Ass-Fuck
Back Door
Bake Potatoes
Bend Some Ham
Baloney Colonic
Bosco Boulevard
Brown
Brown Hole
Bugger
Bum Fuck
Butt-Bang
Butt-Fuck
Chocolate Speedway
Cornhole
Dig a Ditch
Dip in the Fudge Pot
Do a Brown
Dot the "I"
Fish for Brown Trout
Fluff the Duff
Get Some Mud For the Duck
Goin' Down the Dirt Road
Greeking
Hershey Highway
Hit Someone in the Seat
Kiester Stab
Kneeling At the Altar
Making Poundcake
Mustard Road
Over the Bridge To Plimpton
Packing Fudge
Paint the Bucket
Pop It in the Toaster
Powder Someone's Cheeks
Pushin' Shit Uphill
Ram Job
Ream
Rectify
Ride the Deck
Saddle Up
Shit-Fuck
Split Some Buns
Stir Fudge
Third Way
Thread Somebody
Tom-Fuck

ANALINGUS
Ass Blow
Bite the Brown
Blow Some Ass
Clean Up the Kitchen
Eat Jam
Eat Poundcake
Lickety-Split
Play the Piano
Rim Job
Rimming
Shove the Tongue
Smear the Tuna
Snarf
Suck Asshole
Sugar Bowl Pie
Take a Trip to the Moon
Tell a French Joke
Tongue-Fuck
Toss a Salad
Whitewash the Back 40

FELLATIO
B.J.
Blow
Blow Job
Blow the Whistle
Bone-Lipper
Chew It
Cop a Doodle
Cop a Stem
Drop on It
Eat Dick
Fluting
French Job
French Way
Get a Facial
Give Face
Give Head
Give Pearls
Gobble
Gobble the Goop
Go Down
Go Down for a Whomp
Go Down On
Gum a Root
Gunch
Head Job
Hum a Tune
Hum Job
Hummer
Inhale the Oyster
Knob Job
Lay Some Lip
Mouth Fuck
Munch
Open Wide for Chunky
Pipe Job
Piston Job
Play a Tune
Polish the Chrome
Polish the Knob
Serve Head
Slob the Knob
Smoke a Dick
Smoke the White Owl
Suck a Bondini
Suck Dick
Suck Off
Suck the Sugar-Stick
Sucky-Fucky
Swallow a Sword
Swing on It
Tongue Job
Worship At the Alter
Wring It Dry

CUNNILINGUS
Barking At the Ape
Bird-Washing
Blow Job
Box Lunch
Canyon Yodeling
Cuntino Filet with White Sauce
Cunt Lapping
Dive a Muff
Eating At the "Y"
Eating Pussy
Eating Out
Egg McMuff
Face Job
French Job
French Tricks
Furburger
Give Face
Give Head
Go Down On
Go South
Go Under the House
Hair Pie
Head Job
Larking
Lickety Split
Moustache Ride
Muff Barking
Muff Dive
Mumbling in the Moss
Pearl Diving
Playing in the Sandbox
Sea Food Dinner
Shrimping
Sit on One's Face
Skull Fuck
Skull Job
Smokin' the Fur
Sneeze in the Basket
Sneeze in the Cabbage
Talking To the Boat People
Talking the Canoe Driver
Telephone the Stomach
Tongue-Fuck
Tuna Taco
Whistle in the Dark
Whistling in the Weeds
Yodeling in the Gully

MUTUAL ORAL SEX
Dinner Beneath the Bridge
Double Header
Flip Flop
Head Over Heels in Love
Loop-De-Loop
Play Hoop Snake
P's & Q's
Sea Food Mutual
Sixty-Nine

GROUP SEX
Bunch Punch
Chain Jerk
Choo-Choo
Circle Jerk
Club Sandwich
Crew Screw
Daisy Chain
Everythingathon
Fuckathon
Gang Bang
Gang Shag
Group Grope
Mazola Party
Mob Job
Mongolian Cluster Fuck
Orgy
Pull a Train
Pull Party
Ring Jerk
Round Pound
Swing Party
Team Cream
Three Way

THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS
Arse
Ass
Asshole
Back End
Back Door
Back Door Trumpet
Backside
Behind
Bim
Blind Eye
Blot
Bogey
Boody
Nooty
Bosco Boulevard
Bottom
Brown Bucket
Brownie
Bucket
Bum
Bung Hole
Buns
Butt
Caboose
Can
Cheeks
Chocolate Speedway
Chuff
Clunes
Corybungus
Culo
Derriere
Dirt Road
Dot
Double Juggs
Duff
Dummock
Duster
Fanny
Farting Clapper
Feak
Fud
Fudge Tunnel
Gigi
Grommet
Hershey Highway
Hearts
Heinie
Hind
Hole
Hunkers
Kiester
Khyber Pass
Last Part Over the Fence
Latter End
Little Brown Eyeball
Luds
Moon
Nates
North Pole
Orbs
Poop Chute
Port Hole
Prats
Pucker Hole
Rear
Rear End
Rester
Ring
Rip
Round Eye
Rump
Scut
Seat
Sewer
Shit Chute
Slats
Tail
Tan Track
Toby
Toches
Tush
Under Side
Windmill
Windward Passage

EXCREMENT
Alley Apple
Baby Ruth
Brown Round
Ca-Ca
Cack
Cow Pucky
Crap
Dead Soldier
Doo-Doo
Dreck
Dung
Duty
Guano
Hockey
Horse Dumpling
Jack
Meadow Dressing
Night Soil
Plot
Poop
Poo-Poo
Shit
Turd
Yackum

DEFECATE
Bury a Quaker
Chuck a Turd
Clart
Dispatch One's Cargo
Drop a Load
Go Potty
Grunt
Lay Some Cable
Make a Deposit
Pinch a Loaf
Poop
Post a Letter
Scumber
Squat
Take a Dump
Take a Shit

RELATED
Chuffnuts
Clinkers
Dingleberries
Fartleberries
Klingons
Will-Knots

FLATULENCE
Back-Talk
Blast
Blow Off
Blow the Horn
Break Wind
Breeze
Bucksnort
Burn Bad Powder
Burnt Cheese
Cabbage Fart
Cheezer
Chocolate Thunder
Crepitate
Cut One
Drop a Rose
Fart
Fluff
Gurk
Hinder Blast
Honk
Lay a Fart
Let Go
Let One
Make a Rude Noise
Pass Air
Pocket Thunder
Poot
Rouser
Scotch Warming-Pan
Shoot Rabbits
Stinker
Tail Shot
Talk German
Tee Off
Wet One
Whiffer
Winder

URINE
Chamber Lye
Cousin Sis
Golden Shower
Long Tea
Mickey Bliss
Number One
Pee
Pee-Pee
Piss
Sis
Tail Juice
Tail Water
Tea
Wee
Wee-Wee
Yellow Stream
Zigg

URINATE
Bleed the Liver
Burn the Grass
Do Number One
Drain
Drain the Lizard
Drain the Radiator
Drain the Snake
Drain the Suds
Kill a Snake
Kill a Tree
Lag
Lant
Leak
Let Fly
Make
Make Water
Nature Stop
Pass Water
Pee
Pee-Pee
Pick a Daisy
Piddle
Piss
Point Percy at the Porcelain
Pump Ship
Rack Off
Run Off
Shake a Sock
Shake Hands with an Old Friend
Shake the Dew off the Lily
Slack
Splash
Spring a Leak
Squeeze the Lemon
Squirt
Strain One's Taters
Syphon the Python
Take a Leak
Take a Piss
Take Your Snake for a Gallop
Tinkle
Toy-Toy
Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta
Visit Miss Murphy
Void
Water the Dragon
Water the Horses
Wee
Wee-Wee
Wet
Whiz
Wring Out a Kidney
Wring the Dew off the Branch
Wring Your Sock Out

SMEGMA
Cheese
Duck Butter
Gnat Bread

TOILET
Altar Room
Bath
Bathroom
Biffy
Bog
Chamber of Commerce
Closet of Decency
Comfort Station
Facilities
Gentlemen's Room
Gents' Room
Indoor Plumbing
Jake
John
Ladies' Room
Lay
Leakery
Library
Little Boy's Room
Little Girl's Room
Loo
Marble Palace
Men's Room
Mrs. Jones's Place
Old Soldiers' Home
Pisser
Plumbing
Pot
Powder Room
Public Convenience
Rest Room
Sandbox
Shit House
Shitter
Shot Tower
Tearoom
Twilight
Used Beer Department
Washroom
Water Closet
Where the Queen Goes on Foot
Whiz Stand
Wizzer
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