Mezzo Swede

A Toast to World Domination
2002-07-24 06:52:09 (UTC)

Cosmetic Chaos

AAHHHH!!! My laptop shut down before I could finish my
entry! SUCKAGE! I didn't have it plugged in, and it gave me
a one second notice before going into jerk-off-lose-all-
unsaved-information-mode. I am now terribly depressed. Ok,
I am not depressed anymore.
Today was makeup mania day. I must have had my makeup
applied, unapplied, and reapplied, at least five million
times. If I exfoliate ANY more today, I'll have no skin.
Just a skull. And hair. Ew. Gross. Anyway, first I went for
a makeover with Lyndsay, at Estee Lauder. Lyndsay ended up
looking fine, while I ended up looking like a fugitive from
the circus. Then the makeup counter people asked me to
stay, because they wanted to look busy when the hotshot
upper management people walked by, so I agreed to stay.
They then unapplied my makeup, and started over again. By
this time Erin had showed up and was getting her makeover.
Again, she looked great. I, for the second time today,
found myself wearing eye makeup that I am convinced would
have been visible from the outer peripheries of space.
After my second makeover, I rushed home and practically had
to shave the gunk off my face. I then proceeded to reapply
my normal makeup.
As if I hadn't already cause enough trauma to my poor
pores, I went to a makeup party at Carly's house. It was
REALLY fun though. I wish we had taken pictures. At one
point, Carly was decked out in Tina Turner like orange
lipstick, and I could be described in FOUR words. American
Latina Music Awards. Not a bad thing, unless you not
actually latina. But since I am whiter than cocaine, I
looked freakish. Either way, this brought my grand makeup
application total to five.
I spent some quality time online with Francesca today. We
Instant Messaged each other with lines from the VeggieTales
theme song. But our profound exchange was rudely
interrupted by the power going off on my laptop. So before
it does that again, I am going to submit this damn entry,
and start a new one, where I will talk about Beagles. I
will also be writing about chickens again.




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