FutureKiyoshi

Kiyoshi's Daily Depressing Journal
2002-07-20 02:01:01 (UTC)

I'm Getting Damn Tired of some of these movies...

Movies today...jesus fucking christ...they for the most
part have sucked...All the new ones are probably going to
be a disappointment...let me go through them now.

Austin Powers: Goldmember: now then....Austin Powers has
been played...like a dirty whore. Thats right...how many
fucking times is this stupid man slut going to go back in
time. Also his catch phrases make me want to put a gun to
my head and pull the trigger...more so than on normal
days. If they do make a 4th movie...someone should
assassinate Mike Myers...so he WONT make another character
for him to play.

The Incredible Hulk: now I love the Hulk. That stupid
green gollath who screams at the top of his gream vocal
cords "HULK SMASH!". Now is that not the greatest line
EVER...well not including the Thing's "It's clobarin time!"
(and yes I'll be getting to him soon) but how are they
going to pull this off. Spider-Man was okay... I like the
comics better and just because the Green Goblin is Spidey's
greatest villian, doesn't mean you make the first movie
with him anyway back to the Hulk. The Hulks old 70's live
action show was alright. I've always seen it as the
premature Bay Watch. Just watch the way he runs....you'll
see easily what I mean. It wasn' as good as the comics and
when Banner was in the Hulk form he didn't yell "HULK
SMASH", however before he became the Hulk he would always
say "You don't want to make me angry....you wouldn't like
me when I'm angry" which was kick ass! But the movie..I'm
afraid Hulk will be a mass of CGI looking some what like
the pitiful excuse for a Star Wars aliean named Dexter that
appeared in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones....

Daredevil: Another marvel super hero movie, and there are
still many I must cover. This one looks 'so-so' I've never
been a fan of teh blind mother fucker named Daredevil (who
coincidently was made the Daredevil by the sam vat of
chemical waste as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you
have to have the Goobldy Goop comic that has the first TMNT
appearance and the first Daredevil to see that the
canisters are one and the same...). Basicly this guy is
blind...gets these powers where he can kinda see in his own
way, basicly by hearing everything he can make an image in
his mind something like that. I've never liked him, I've
always been a Spider-Man and Ironman fan, but hey he's
alright. The movie I am doubtful cause I think Ben Aflack
(or however you spell his fucking last name) is playing
Dare-y, but oh well....lets wait and see if the fucker can
be a super hero.

Any other Marvel Super Hero Movie: Well basicly with the
success of Spider-Man and X-Men the movie makers think that
anything with a marvel super hero will sell. I've always
liked Marvel Comics (Image comics and Mirage comics were my
top favorite comic companies but since I would have to go
to comic book stores to get them instead of begging my
parents to buy me a comic in the grocery store...I have a
majority of Marvel) but its a bit much. Fantastic Four,
Captain America, The Avengers (wether this is East or West
Coast Avengers has yet to be confirmed...only people that
will understand that is people who actually read comics)
another X-Men and another Spider-Man so on and so forth are
on their way....like I said...all okay but wont be as good
as the comic...

Superman vs Batman: Oh yeah this is going to kick ass. Who
hasn't wanted to see these two badasses go at eachothers
throats...well there is a comic already out where they did
(its bad ass you should find it) where at the end Superman
gave Batman the kryptonite ring that Lex Luthor had. Now
this movie isn't the shitty animated series...no this is
live action. Lets just hope they get a good Superman
(since cripleman can't play him anymore) and a better
Batman than George Clooney....dear god he killed
batman....anyway I'm waiting for this movie....

The Country Bears or whatever the hell that title of that
Disney movie is with the bears: now I'm sorry but I'm fed
up with disney movies. They are so not possible and too
damn fucking happy. Sure the comic book based movies
aren't too real either, but there IS a possiblity that
would happen, i mean but a bear....all human like adopted
by a family.......yeahhhhh so real there. Only good thing
about this is Christopher Walken is somewehre in it and
that guy is a creepy bastard. A movie I'll wait for the
fucking disney channel to play after its got millions cause
the world is filled with stupid children...but wait! there
is aplus! Everyone who goes watches this movie Disney
throws in an added bonus, just like they always do with
everyone of their films! Thats right theres some hidden
sexual message somewehre in the movie! Look for it! And
since its LIVE ACTION ohhh golly some pissed off parrents
soon I bet!

Stuart Little 2: Another movie that would never
happen...the Country Bears movie (or whatever the hell the
title is) is Disney's answer to Dreamworks Stuart Little.
So now theres a sequel...the first one sucked...so will
this one....lets leave it at that.

There! Examples....I didn't even mention how Episode III of
Star Wars is going to suck since the first two sucked as
well!...that will have to be another entry my dear journal
and faithful readers....

Ja ne




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