Dipster187

DipJournal
2001-07-02 04:44:23 (UTC)

Nut on this!

I nutted on my bike. This is NOT a sexual thing, pervert.
Its where you fall on a bar, with it between your legs and
smash your, well, nuts. IT HURTS! Believe me. Heres a
conversation, I'm "Im what u want ur kids not to be".

Im what u want ur kids not to be says:
I just nutted on my bike
This is ur brain on sex says:
ouch, you ice it?
Im what u want ur kids not to be says:
yea, talk about shrinkage, at least i didnt tear anything
like you did that one time
This is ur brain on sex says:
yup how hard you smash it
Im what u want ur kids not to be says:
lets just say i wont be having sex for a few years
This is ur brain on sex says:
lol that hard huh
Im what u want ur kids not to be says:
naw it just hurts real bad itll be ok tomorrow
This is ur brain on sex says:
ok

Fellow biker, hes nutted from a 19ft air onto a rail and
ripped it open, he had stiches. My whole day has been a
downer. Nothing good happend. Ok I'm done I'll write
tomorrow.