Noth'

Coffin Shaped Box
2002-07-16 14:21:19 (UTC)

Tool, Whips, and Mormon Beaver!

Dear coffin shaped box,
i don't even really know where to start off with this
but it should get to be pretty good once i do ok well a
friend of mine went to Utah recently and something made
her decide to buy me a whip =D god i love that girl she
knows some of my true passions and feelings in life lol
yeah right anyway she knows what i like... and whips mmm
lets just say whips are fun an old hobby if you will well
she bought me one and im like in awe cause she did and she
also bought me some mormon beaver yes yes that's right she
bought me mormon beaver and she is going to give me the
whip and the beaver together =O yes yes i bet you are all
saying Shazbot as we speak but Mormon beaver and a whip
have to be one hell of a present to get someone i was
quite impressed... but i mean phew i'm really excited to
get my hands on that mormon beaver and.... the mormon
beaver and the mormon beaver and well did i mention the
mormon beaver? hmm i didnt ok the mormon beaver and oh yes
the whip how could i forget something as..... yes as....
as the whip i mean come on? when you think of whips you
think of leather and when you think of leather.... well
you obviously think of cows now dont you? of course you do
although that is completely off subject you think of cows
and i know when you think of cows it directly relates to a
Tool concert... yes you may be looking at me like im crazy
after reading this and you know what... you may be right i
may be crazy.... but it just may be a lunatic you're
looking for you know? anyway Tool concert yes that is the
correct subject... well as i was saying the direct
corrolation of cows and tool well you see i would explain
this but... well look at the time it seems as though i
only have the time to tell you that the tool concert was
very impressive and im glad i went although i didn't want
to go at first i went anyway and amazingly i had an
awesome time which in itself doesnt happen very often
unless i make it happen so.... yes the concert was good
the people were good the beaver was good and i want my
whip... all i have to say is if i could have whipped the
beaver while watching Tool.... that would have been the
happiest day of my life maybe one day i'll whip the beaver
and watch tool but until then...
i must go for the sun doth cometh and it is 7:20 am and
i'm going to breakfast with a friend... bye bye all of you
lovely beaver haters... god im fucked up anyway where is
my beaver?
-Noth'




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