Noth'

Coffin Shaped Box
2002-07-15 13:41:18 (UTC)

Blah Blah Blah the one foot wonder must be silenced

Dear coffin shaped box,
i am up and it is 6:20 am yes that's right coffin
shaped box you heard me correct... this is due to the fact
that the one foot wonder (my father who recently dropped
some plate glass on his foot and has recently had 5
stitches put into it) wants me to get a work permit and
get my car washed yes that is correct and for some reason
he is mad that i have not done this sooner but the funny
thing is the fuck just mentioned it too me about... hmmm
hours ago? at this point i was looking at him like a
fucking idiot when he had expected me to accomplish
something that only he seemed to know about... yeah thats
right i got yelled at over a car wash and a work permit
because he didnt tell me... does that sound illogical to
anyone else? stupid one foot wonder i swear im gonna step
on his foot or something he is trying my patience at this
point hmm maybe ill drop a bunch of thumbtacs on the
stairs from his room to the kitchen so he can have a
pleasant surprise at 4:30 in the mourning which he likes
to remind me on a daily basis that he wakes up as if im
supposed to care anyway... one foot magy needs to be shot
rubber bullets wrapped in a tarp of some sort and then
flogged to death wait wait that's too good for him hmm...
ahh yes yes beaten to death with blunt objects that sounds
like a more appealing way in which to watch that basterd
die.... ahh yes i also came up with an idea to put
vaseline on the bottoms of his crutches so when he tried
to use them to get up the stairs... anyway some more ideas
i had was to build a pungee death trap but at the bottom
not put spikes i would rather just have a big ass hole
that he couldnt escape so that he would starve to death...
that and somehow drowning him with a glass of water i've
always wanted to see someone go out like that nothing like
a glass of water killing someone now if you couldn't bring
yourself to laugh at that you just suck.... ahh yes
another good way for him to face his "maker" would be to
sufficate and die in a giant gelatinous cube... haha yes
that would be the ultimate victory a giant jello cube then
i could call it the giant jello cube formally known as the
one foot wonder yes yes that sounds beautiful now to get
working on the giant jello cube technology... ahh yes
yes... i had a lovely job interview today i showed up
early and dressed fancy yeah you heard me fancy argg...
something i dont like doing nor do i like admitting to it
at this point i am completely in denial of anything i
wrote above this anyway i had a job interview and the lady
giving the interview was hitting on me and im sorry she
wasnt my type in fact i begin to wonder if she was anyones
type well then again i have to remember that i dont count
in societies democratic vote so im sure she is pretty in
someone's eyes but at this point i dont give a fuck she
was ugly as all hell and she smelled of rotting fish
anyway.... im sitting here listening to music of course
actually listening to a cd my brother made before....
anyway listening to a cd my brother did of an alice chains
song and it kinda depressed me when i heard it but it also
inspired me to get this band shit going all i need is a
drummer and i'm basically set...
ahh yes im sure i have something laying around to put in
this blasted thing
-Songs for the damned-
-The answer to life-
When you’re tired and all alone
And you feel like you life has blown
Pick up a gun and play Russian roulette
It will let you know if it’s your time yet

When you are tired of all the pain
And you never wanna wake up again
Grab a knife and make yourself bleed
It’s a tragedy if you don’t succeed

When you’re tired of life’s hills
Just swallow a couple pills
Take a nap and say goodbye
If you wake up the next day its sad you didn’t die

When you’re tired and you don’t care
Tie a noose around your neck and stand on a chair
If you survive you are already dead
Nobody will believe what you have said

All of these are solutions
But why fill hell with your pollution
The only answer to life is death
So pray to god you breathe your last breath
-Noth'
p.s.... if you dont like this or dont agree with the
viewpoints then you probably shouldnt be here in the first
place and if you hate me even more for writting this im
glad and it would be a good idea to get the fuck out =)
please please get the fuck out =) because if you are
reading this and you dont like other people's opinions you
are a stupid fuck and dont belong in a frustration venting
area.... so kindly well not kindly just fuck off.
-Noth




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