Mikey P

The Wonderful Horrible Life Of Mikey P
2002-07-14 01:59:19 (UTC)

The 10 hour work day

Currently Listening To:
TRUSTcompany - Downfall

I left work early yesterday to see my beloved Erin, so i
had to work a great 10 hour work day today. The morning
was harsh, i didn't i was gonna make it, but luckily the
day went by fast, it turns out that my boss, was leaving
early to go to a few parties today so i got stuck alone for
a few hours, and man were those few hours boring as fuck.
I had just gotten off of my lunch so i was loaded on
caffiene thanks to my friend Mello Yello, and just over all
hyper for the first half hour, then it wore off. So i was
tired for the last 2 and 1/2 hours. So i'm ready to fall
over when i realize that i could be doing worthless work
that will just take up lots of time. So i frantically bull
down items from the top shelf and start pricing them,
meanwhile customers are leaving me alone cuz they think i;m
working really hard. I let out a sigh of releif as the
store closing is announced i'm instantly revived and feel
like i've been released from a life jail sentence. I get
home, and do nothing. I ask my cousin Thom to take me to
newburry so i can buy some strings, and surprisingly enough
he takes me, and alan (cuz he wanted to meet some friends
and shit). We drop alan off (we're in my car by the way)
at the mall and have the shitty sound system in my car
blaring, all of his friends come huddling around the POS
that is my car looking inside it and all, so i let alan
out, and he smacks me, i have no clue why, i wanted to hit
him back but knowing that he was embarrassed as shit that
he was dropped of by my shit box car i didn't do anything.

HOW FAST DOES IT GO?

Well on the way back i stop at newburry for my blue steel
geetar strings, and then we hit the open road. I told Thom
to take the highway cuz i wanted to know how fast my car
would go. There we were gettin on the on ramp and my
cousin punches it, zoom we barely make 55 (HAHAHAHAHA) so
he puts the pedal to the floor and slowly we creep by
60.....65....67.....70.... and the car actually tops out at
70. (FALLS ON FLOOR LAUGHING) at least now i know i can
never really get a ticket for speeding. Another intresting
fact, the passenger side seat bealt doesn't really work, it
pops out if you pull it with enough force. OH MAN I CAN'T
TO DIE....Ahem.....i mean drive.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR GUITAR STRINGS MIKE?

Ah yes good question me, what did happen to those guitar
strings. Well i got them on the guitar (i was so pumped) i
started to tune and stretch the strings, when it came to
the high e string i pulled a little to hard, and POP! the
string breaks at the ball end (strange? i think so). So i'm
pissed for a lil bit and just deal with it for a while. I
begin jamming (i'm a cool kid i get to jam, everyone else
just gets to play)and realize that i don't really need a
high e string. I tune to Dropped D, and begin playing some
quasi-blues thing, and accidently make up one of the
coolest blues licks of all time. Well that was my day, gee
i can't wait to go to work tommorow.

Stay Tuned every body same Mike time Same Mike Channel!!!




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