Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2002-07-13 17:40:35 (UTC)

More Stuff About Moi...

1. Are you an innie or an outie? innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Never...
3. Have you ever written a song? Yes, it was a little
thing about Sadism.... :)
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? let's see,
quarter, two dimes, loonie, 6 pennies... nope..
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? sex
in a bathroom? Oui!!
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Uh, no...
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?
On them, with Malt Vinegar!
8. Can you touch your toungue to your nose? Yes I Can...
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Sadly yes...
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? at least once a year
11. Have you ever put your toungue on a frozen pole?
When I was 7 I did...
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Listening to someone
talk about how great wrestling is...
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Yes, ah, my
biggest secret revealed...
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yeah, it's
fun...
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Mm,
Whopper, with cheese...
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? I think once or
twice....
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for
paper or plastic? I don't ask, I simply wait for them to bag
my stuff so I can go...
18. Would you rather eat steak than pizza? PIZZA!!!!
19. Did you have a baby blanket? Yup
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yeah,
never again...
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? Not that I know of.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No,
I know I wanted one when I was 4...
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Yes, why I would tho...
24. Are you double jointed? No
25. If you could be any age, what would you be? Mmm,
17... heh, heh
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes,
recently actually...
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?
I hate roller coasters...
28. What is your dream car? 1967 Mustang Shelby or a
1961 Thunderbird Convertable...
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Most
Japanese Anime...
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year
earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Sure, why not?
31. How many cavities do you have? Mm, two ro three...
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Heh, yeah, on a
dare...
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would
you do first? Not be in the car...
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yeah, nice big
scar on the back of my head...
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? All the
time, I pick up shit I am too lazy to otherwise..
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?
Uh, let's see, 3 for the stereo, 1 for the VCR's/TV, 1 for
the DVD player...
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Yeah, alot...
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the
last year? Twice, once to San Francisco, once to Toronto.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 17,
Western Europe, Parts of Eastern Europe, Autralia, New
Zeland and the USA...
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a
triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big,
gaudy medal? Nope, only for cash!!
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and
happy? Rich & Unhappy, the fool who said money can't buy
happiness was obviously poor...
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or
try to float? Float... I think...
43. At what age did you first try to drive a car? 7, on
my grandfathers lap..
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yeah,
after about 2 hours...
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? No
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?
Neither..
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box
of crayons with brokenpoints? Crayons...
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Dark Bread
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried...
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? heh,
yeah, almost 150 km from a gas station..

My name is: Timothy
Nicknames: Asshole, Diva in High school by the theatre
class, Bag Boi by my step mother, Adolf in high school by
the skin heads (It was in New Orleans, what can I say?) Many
others...
Birthday: may 5th
I may seem: obnoixous, loud, crude, quite, reserved and
shy, intelligent, sarcastic and weird...
But I'm really: All of the above...
People who really know me think I'm: Fucked up...
Sometimes I feel: lonely, bored and apathetic
My days are pretty: fucking boring
In the morning I: don't like getting up before noon
I like to sleep: when I'm tired
If I could be doing anything right now I would be:
Kissing Tess...
Money is: The root of all evil...
One thing I wish I could have is: a car
One thing I have that I wish I didn't is: don't ask...
If I had one wish it would be: for everyone to fall in
love with someone and find them...
Love is: fleeting and beyond my reach for the moment...
If I could see one person right now it would be: Tess
I live for: love, passion, pleasure
I am afraid of: ladders, I can skydive, but I can't go up
a fucking ladder without panicing..
It makes me angry when: stupid people get things they
simply don't deserve...
I dream about: falling in love and being happy...
I daydream about: love, sex, passion, money, cars, travel...
Number of girls I have kissed in my life: over a dozen
Number of girls you have made out with: see above...
Number of boys I have kissed: One, Little Mikey...
Number of boys you have made out with: One, Little Mikey...
Number of drugs taken illegally: Acid, Mescaline, pepsi
(okay, it should be illegal)
Number of people I could trust with my life: 3
Number of CDs that I own: 400 or so...
Number of piercings: 1
Number of tattoos: 0 soon I will have about 7... sooner
or later...
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a
dozen or so...
Number of scars on my body: too many to count
Number of times a person has made me scared of what they
could do to me physically: a few
Number of things in my past that I regret: lots...
Last book you read: Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zatharustra
Last movie you saw: Men In Black II
Last movie you saw on the big screen: See above...
Last phone number you called: My friend in London...
Last show you watched on TV: Farscape...
Last song you heard: Sting, Desert Rose...
Last thing you had to drink: Vodka Martini
Last thing you ate: Pizza for breakfast...
Last time you showered: this morning
Last time you smiled: When I thought about a grrl...
yesterday sometime...
Last time you laughed: An hour ago..
Last person you hugged: Allison
Last person you kissed: Carly, last week, at a party...
sigh, it was so bad...
Last thing you said: "it was so bad"
Last person you talked to online: Gord in London
Last person you talked to on the phone: Gord in London