jenabean

Jena's Rants
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2001-06-28 13:41:27 (UTC)

If only the car could have come out of the screen and ran me over! Then It would have been over and all would be well.

Hopinononefoot, oh geez does he owe me. Last night I
viewed the most ridiculous movie EVER, and I mean EVER. I
usually would not abuse myself in such a way, and by that I
mean going to view any movie at any movie theater, oh the
things we do for love..........
Anyhoo we saw "The Fast and The Furious", whatever you do -
stay away from that movie. It sucks!!!!! It's not even
worth renting. The only thing that movie would be good for
it to rip the film out of it and to use it as party
steamer, or if it is made on DVD, which i really hope it's
not, you could glue like a hundred copies of it to you
ceiling - cause that is the only way you are going to get
any viewing pleasure out of that movie (if you know what i
mean).
Went to the doctor's this morning, the prognosis does not
look good. I am dying....yeah of a pessimistic fucking
attitude. So oh well.........we all gotta die sometime I
said to the doc. He laughed and said that the only thing
that is going to kill me are my smart ass comments.
So funny, Hopinononefoot also went to the doc's today. I
hope he is okey dokey. I would be sad if he wasn't.
Ooopps.......I didn't say that. No really I didn't! I
wrote it, HAH!!!
Well, I am going to jump off of a building now. Why? Well
everyone else is doing it, and aren't we supposed to
conform?

"when we learn to work with our own Inner Nature, and with
the natural laws operating around us, we reach the level of
Wu Wei. then we work with the natural order of things and
operate on the principle of minimal effort. since the
natural world follows that principle, it does not make
mistakes. mistakes are made - or imagined - by man, the
creature with the overloaded brain who seperates himself
from the supporting network of natural laws by interfering
and trying too hard. not like pooh the most effortless
bear we've ever seen."

Tao of Pooh
Benjamin Hoff


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