Flame's Wonder's Of The World
2001-06-25 12:26:51 (UTC)


Wonder why I have so many online journals...
Wonder why Im still awake at 8am in the morning...
Wonder why I sit on my butt in front of this damn computer
for nearly 12 hrs...
Wonder why my butt ain't flat with all that sitting...
Wonder when the velcro will wear off, so I can peel my butt
off this chair and go to bed...
Wonder if its true that you can't talk to a psycho like a
normal human being...
Wonder if I rub Preparation H all over my body, would I
shrink and become less annoying...
Wonder if there is a twelve step program for the addiction
called INTERNET...
Wonder if I'll ever be normal.. then thinks that one over
and decides that I don't want to be normal...

Yea, its official, Im Nutz!
Maybe tomorrow... oh glitch that, tonight, I'll have
something useful to say, but for now this will have to
do. :)

A man walking past this house when a used condom comes
flying out the second story window and lands squarely on
his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes
up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly man opens the door and asks him what causes him
to knock so loudly.
The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "I can't see how its any of your
business, but since you must know, my daughter and intended
son-in-law are upstairs."
The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I
just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild just
fell out of the window!"


*If you have read this... you have been touched by the
Black Flame*