NorkishMaiden

Freddie's Ponderings and Such
2002-06-22 01:42:35 (UTC)

ResusciAnnie wants revenge

Yesterday AM:
Waiting for a phone line to become available so I can
continue making my “business calls” that my mother has been
hounding me about. I suppose I could use line three, but
mom’s on line one on the only phone that can access line
three. She’s usually pretty picky about line three anyways.
It would be nice if some day we could actually separate our
house calls from business and I didn’t have to write down
numbers for people who want to be the new calf feeder or
anything…That would be the day. Hah! She’s about to hang
up! I think… Hopefully.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! “Ok, thank you,
Beverly, I’m sorry…Yeah…yeah…I know…”
15 minutes pass.
I am again waiting for Mom to finish with the phone so I
can call Kaitlin about this weekend. This time, however,
she’s talking to a machine. “Please hold while we access
your account. Please continue to hold while we access your
account. Please enter the last four digits of your social
security.” My mother swears. “I don’t know his stupid
social security number.” She tries some from memory “The
social security number…does not match with the account.”
After three she gets it correct. There is a nine dollar
service charge. She hangs up.

NOW:
OK, so I got home at two last night. The drive-in rules,
and three teens and a parent is the perfect number (the
adult gets a chair and the three teens all fit in the back
of an SUV. Of course, taking them home at 1:30 and getting
stopped by a police officer is scary, even if it's just
because the light on your liscence plate is out. Poor Mia
had to get up for a 9 AM sax lesson, but I slept... Yay!
Of course, that was after I dealt with Robin, who
apparently saw a moth in my room. Attempts to lock him out
led to very noisy scratching at the door. By the time it
was all sorted out, I'd woken up my mother, who didn't WANT
me to lock him in with her. Of course, you must understand
that I was so tired that I was practically delerious here...
So, my latest theory? He was abducted by aliens who have
either
A.) Brainwashed him, or
B.) Taken over his body
Robin, or whatever is in him is now either surveiling me
and/or Mitsy, or simply trying to make me miserable for
the "good" of the universe.

I can now do CPR on "manikins" (the Red Cross can't spell,
and this infuriates Maddy while it amuses me). Actually, I
can only use the Adult Manikin known as Annie, who I really
think should get a DNR. The poor girl has endured so many
highschool students blowing into her (One Annie makes horn
like noises when she "exhales," and many people find that
hilarious. Myself possibly included), pounding on her
chest, looking curiously at her very fake and filthy rubber
boobs, and washing her off with bleach, among, I'm sure,
countless other things.

The boys in my class are obsessed with the janitors,
especially the riding buffer. I find it rather amusing that
they are trying to plot their routes throught the school,
but it gives them amusement. I'm not sure how the janitors
feel about being harassed, but hey, who am I to judge?

Greypaws is hanging out in the office with me while I work
on my evil powerpoint on sexual harassment for school. He's
a really nice cat now... Anyone want a really affectionate,
gorgeous tabby?

Anyways, I'm off to Denver tomorrow AM. May or may not
update over the weekend.




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