Kitten’s Claw

Trivial Jargon
2002-06-19 16:25:07 (UTC)

Canadian Kirby

So I was a little wired and a little weird and a tad high
sounding last night, but I wasn't, I swear! Just cause I
started randomly throwing conversation bits in with Kirby
and his umbrella doesn't mean that I'm completely insane or
weird or wiggy or or or... even high...

Kirby: eh?

Grr... I thought I got rid of you!

Kirby: Aboot! Aboot!

Shuddap! Or else I'll shove that umbrella up a place you
never knew you had!!!!!!!

Kirby: O_O

... *crickets chirp* ...

Kirby: eh?

Auhg *sigh* I give up with the lil' pink rodent balloon. I
have lunch out wit da girls today... shall be good good...
then I leave for Ohiiiiiiio... visit my dying of double
pnuemonia grandfather *pout* He's the good one too! He
slips me 20 bucks every now and then! I dun wanna lose the
one real grandparent I ever had... *sniffle* Ah well...
maybe he'd be in less pain, but he's so fragile and seems
so scared to die. *whimper* Wish I could help save him
from his godawful daughters... *sigh*

So, they said I was 50% like Aphrodite... yes mandi, I'm
quite erotic... *grumble* more like neurotic after last
night... And the sexual frustration is getting outtah
hand... starting to peel the labels offah water bottles
again...

I'm all alooooooooooooone in the world... but ya gottah
have friiiends! *pout* true dat




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