canadianbacon2k2

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2002-06-17 21:29:01 (UTC)

problems, problems and more problems

Okie, I have a lot of HUGE problems. I cant exactly write
about all the details cuz theres certain people that I dont
want to know. If you need to know ask me and if I dont tell
you its YOU! lol ok... First: Okay I promised someone
something, but I cant do it. Its impossible. I dont know
what to do about it... Ok second: A friend I used to know is
threatening to tell everyone certain things about me. And
this isnt good. This is like information that if ANYONE
finds out ill just die! If she does tell anyone I swear I'll
kill her, its that bad. dont even bother asking me about it
im not gonna tell you. ok Third: Ok this guy I cant say who
cuz he'll get all pissed off at me but still, well he wants
to go out with me and I hate him! and i mean A LOT!!! and
well hes trying to blackmail me into going out with him but
its not working yet but I just hope he doesnt do anything
really mean. cuz it wont work, he'll just embarass the shit
outta me. Well thats all the real huge problems i can
remember. Theres tons of little ones but I dont wanna waste
my time with them all... Bye!
~*~ashley~*~


20 Fun Things To Do At The Movies

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air & yell, "It's snowing!"

3. Go, "Ooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like you're passing gas, & go, "Ahhh..."

6. During the previews yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

7. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious yell,
"Watch out!!"

8. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

9. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls toilet is
flooding.

10. Yell out what is going to happen.

11. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea, & wink
while smiling.

12. Wear a cape, & when it's your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm Batman!! Hahaha!!" & run away.

13. Yell, "Fire!!" & moon the people going through the exit.

14. Tell people they cannot sit next to you, `coz your
invisible friend(CHAD!) already is.

15. Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"

16. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on
the head of the person in front of you.

17. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!!"

18. Stare at the person across the aisle from you, then
quickly look back at the screen when they notice you, then
stare at them again, when they look back at the screen.

19. See if you can get a moistened sweet to stick to the screen.

20. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? - I gotta
pee!!


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