kellybug

perhaps...i suppose
2002-06-16 03:01:36 (UTC)

i'm gunna die a firery death....

well i almost died today...i went to Kentucky kingdom with
Joel Johnathon dustin jason lindsey rachel and amy...and
well we were walkin around and like we went to this one
ride called Kayos...and like it's like a fairis wheel but
like it starts out on it's side..and it has these like
little open carts that hold two people and thereis a bar
that hold you in...so you start to spin and then the wheel
moves up so it ends up being straight upward and like the
carts fly all around doin flips and stuf...so like me and
joel got on..and we were sittin there shakin the cart thing
having a good old time..itwas like our 4th time riding it..
( we were addicted to it...) and so then the wheel starts
to spin...and then it starts to move up ...and we are all
yelling and screaming and throwing stuff and the people
below..so much fun and then we start hearing this
wiiierdd..squeeky noise..and i was like dude i've never
heard that ebfore...and then the wheel starts to shake and
i was like oh my gosh ..it's gunna break....and so we start
shakin and stuff..and like the wheel goes straight up and
it's really tall and all of a sudden it slows down and
sways back and forth and we get stuck up at the top and our
cart is facing down at the ground and our bodies are just
dangling out of the cart and only think holdin us in is
this bar that goes across your chest and legs...and omg...i
was so afriad that the ride would like shut down and the
bars like automatically open...and we fall to a painful
death..so joel is all like..yeah ...yyyeeeaahh..we're gunna
fuckin dieee..yeeahhhh!!! and i was like yeah..we;re all
gunna die a firery death!!! and it's gunna hurt and your'
gunna cry and wish you haden't wet your pants so soon!! and
everyone kept getting mad..but atleast we were tryin to
keep everyone calm..i mean damn.....me and joel were the
ones that were dangling from the very top of the ride like
fuckin 3 stories up in the air....i mean i thoought i was
handlin it pretty swell....then like a couple kids started
crying..and like we were just chillin at the top talkin..
(me and joel were) ...and then i turned to johnathan and
tried to give him a high five...it was funny..i was scared
but i made sure to act like i wasn't...kelly's smart...and
then finally they guy was like ok everyone hold on the
wheel is goin to start to come back down...so we brace
ourselves..and it rattels and shakes and slowly comes back
down and...all the way it would stop and spin and like
sqeek and it was so scary...i thought it was goin to break
and we were all gunna crash into the concrete...yeah but we
didnt' and when we got off the guy that controled it was
lke yea i balanced the ride wrong and so all the heavy
carts weighed down the machine so tht they lighter carts(
mine and joels cart...) were stuck at the top...and the
machine couldn't balance and function correctly...so pretty
much we almost tipped the big wheel over! fuckin idiot! i
could have died just because of his stupidity. and joel
went up and he was *like ...you can't even fuckin balance a
ride..it's easy...fat person..skinny person..fat person
skiinny person..then we left..and we got some food.. we had
gotten there at 11 this morning and by now it was like 5
and so we saw some kids from church and hung out with
themm...then we rode a bunch of rides..which made kelly
sick...and we went on the fairis wheel and i told them
about my fear of those things and so when we go tto the
top ...i was sittin by dustin..and him and joel started
shakin the cart...i started yelling and threatend to hurl
on them..i coul dhave but i decided to smack them really
hard and focus on a screw on the floor of the cart..i
closed my eyes most the time..gosh i hate those things! and
then we rode some more rides....and then we went on a
mullet hunt..so me joel dustin and johnathon were walkin
around..with my camera and like joel would stand on the
bench and be like "i've spotted one captain..." and we'd
run around all crazy shouting "mullet mullet...it's a
mullet" and then we would get someone to go up and take a
picture and run off..i got three pix of mullets today ..it
was great..there was this one guy that we saw that was in a
wheel chair that had a perfect mullet...but i didn't take
one cuz he was rollin fast..i couldn't keep up with motha
fucka....yeah..it wassooo funny! i was laughin teh whole
time..those kids are so much fun to hang with...it was
great..well i'm gunna go bye




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