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Nick's Journal
2002-06-13 23:15:09 (UTC)

Call me Shallow

Never have i had as much fun as this summer. only one
summer compares and i think only david would know what
that was like. simply this summer i'm meeting a lot of
interesting people and what not.
so i thought my night was over last night after i talked
to juliann but i ended up going to a good ole' party. now
there are hardly any parties here in richmodn so it's
always a special occassion when you actually go to one.
my parents had just completely destroyed me with some sort
of crazy ass argument as to why i was satan's brethen.
but hey, it was time to leave it all behind.
there was just one observation i made at the party that
really annoyed me. but it thought it was cool to comment
on.
so.
one of the girls there i went to the private school with
and we NEVER talked when i went there. yet she came up to
me and acted like i was her long lost child or some shit
(mainly because apparently she didn't know anyone else).
now i know i should be honored and think i'm cool or god
knows what but truthfully i was really fucking annoyed.
NOW she talks to me? NOW i'm here best friend? blech.
what do i do? you're god damn right. i talk with her, and
laugh and remember all of our (unbeknownst to me) "joint"
memories. i swear people are fucked up.
so i went to eat with sheila and here's waht fucking
killed me. we're sitting, eating, having fun, talking
whatever, and this guy comes by that works there who
apparently knows sheila. sheila being the nice girl she
is strikes up a casual conversation with him and he gets
really into it.
god damn it.
the fucking jerk is all into some sort of reason as to why
he's dumb as shit and dropped out of college. he's going
on and on about how he's going to land soem big ass
computer job and how he's so fucking brilliant. mean while
i'm sitting over on my end of the table poking around my
french fries wondering if i could get my mouth to reach my
dick. and if i could whether or not i should try. i
think why the fuck not and try and nail my head on the
table. 1 pt. for nick's act like a downsie game.
the guy didn't even notice and i looked at sheila who was
still trying her best to give a good god damn but just
looked like she was in agony. the next thing i know the
guys fucking sitting down with us. apparently he's latch
onto sheila as his psycho analyst and is all emotional
about how society is treating him like it's blow up doll.
finally he's had enough of his patheticism (or maybe he
just needed to catch wind) and the stupid fuckign routine
begins. do you remember him? do you remember her? where
are they? what are they doing? get real! no way! he's
gay, he's going to harvard? oh my god, like totally (mind
you these expressions are all coming from the guy).
FINALLY he gets called away and we're left to our own damn
selves. people.
i noticed one other thing. people are really fucking
nice. i like people. i really do. i mean i love walking
downtown and having people say hi to me. most of them
don't know me so it feels really good. men and women hold
the door for each other and always exchagne pleasantries.
course there are faggots that act like dipshits but it's
ok because there are SO MANY NICE PEOPLE. we always
fucking observe the mean ones. today a nice mail dude
opened the door for me and grinned and said "hello chief",
nice guy. i swear. so now i'm saying hi to people. i
guess most of them will hate me or whatever and think i
suck dick, but oh well. some people might appreciate it.
and here's the best part.
so i'm going fromt he copier back to my room when i see
three of the secretaries and an attorney joking around and
the attorney says somethign that was funny (atleast to the
other secretaries) and they all bust out laughing. one of
the secretaries is a big fat ass and she was jiggling like
a god damn bowl of jello. there's nothing funnier than fat
people laughing. it's jiggling a tit, it's just amusing.
and she had a fucked up laugh to. sorta like the laugh a
donkey makes if it got kicked in the balls and thought it
was funny. so i picture the fat chick as a guinea pig (i
do this way too frequently) and i just burst out laughing.
i mean like big guffaws, i walked past them and tried to
bite my lip but it was too fucking overwheliming and i
hadn't had a good laugh in a while. so i just let it all
out and they thought i was laughing with their jokes. but
i was dying. i starting laughing so hard i farted (but
they didn't notice) next thing i realize is that i better
get the fuck outta there before i start all of my bowel
movements and dont' stop. the fat bitch is laughign so
hard that i was afraid she was going to start ovulating or
whatever the fuck women do when they get all excited.
i love people.
i love them a lot.




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