Life Sucks
2002-06-12 02:41:43 (UTC)


I am so filled with jealousy and I dont know why. What is
making me feel this? Why am I unable to trust the one person
who means most to me? Ive tried but yet I cant. He has done
nothing for me to distrust him. In the past, yes but thats
over with. Am I that unforgiving that I can not forgive him
because of his past? If thats so then maybe I am unworthy of
him. Maybe he deserves better. Like someone who is trusting.
And actually gets to see him every day. Maybe that is part
of the problem. What IS my problem? Why do I have to be like
this? What is making me like this? Is it me? Did I do
something wrong? Anyways, Im so confused right now. Why does
my life have to be so confusing? Like, for once I actually
know what I want... And Im probably gonna end up picking a
fight and screwing it all up like I always do. I have a real
bad habit of screwing things up... like EVERYTHING! Why?
Why? Why? I have so many questions, and noone is able to
answer them. No one knows the answer but me and I cant seem
to figure it out. Well I cant write any more, Im sick of
thinking and crying over alla this...
ps: you know who you are - if you like courtney or whatever
her name is so much why dont you go out with HER?!?!??!?!

Creative Ways to Say
Someone is Stupid

About as sharp as a marble.

A few clowns short of a circus.

Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build
an idiot.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

He only has one oar in the water.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

All foam, no beer.

The cheese slid off her cracker.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the
way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his/her brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Strong like bear... Smart like tractor.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

24 cents short of a quarter.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.