canadianbacon2k2

Life Sucks
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2002-06-11 20:50:47 (UTC)

depression

Okay so my teacher thinks im depressed... HA! He should see
me at home... Im a billion times worse then when Im at
school. Does that means hes right? This is scaring me. I
feel like I cant stop myself. Why is this happening to me?
What did i do? These feelings of anger and hate and sadness,
where do they come from? And why is it me that has to feel
all this? Its not like I brought it on myself, or soemthing
actually pissed me off, or made me feel all this... Its like
it just happened. Well Ill finish this later.... Derek if
your reading this Ill call you when I get home k... love you
~*~ashley~*~

Canada kicks Butt.
(Now does Canada kick butt or what ?)


So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

Smarties, Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp.

The size of our footballs fields and one less Down.

Baseball is Canadian.

Lacrosse is Canadian.

Hockey is Canadian.

Basketball is Canadian.

Apple pie is Canadian.

Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass.

Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.


In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the
Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned
it... and most of Washington, under the command of William
Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We
got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied
... Go figure...

Canada has the largest French population that never
surrendered to Germany.

We have the largest English population that never ever
surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an
American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole
thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.

We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's
surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown
human in under 3 minutes.

We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

We don't marry our kin-folk.

We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios
that save countless lives each year.

We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived
to tell about it.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your
hands with mitts on.

OOOOoohhhhh Canada!! Oh yeah... and our elections only take
one day.


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