Life Sucks
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2002-06-11 01:58:20 (UTC)

life is pointless

Life is pointless!!! There is absolutely no point for anyone
to live. Before I used to believe that what everyone lived
for was love but now im not so sure. Whats the point of
loving? THERE IS NO POINT! Everyone dies eventually, so its
a waste of time. Like, whats the point? Unless ur like magic
or something and you can live forever then there is no
point. Life itself is pointless. Ok, you go to school, work
ur ass off for a piece of rolled up paper thats sposed to
mean ur smart or something, then u work and work and work
until ur like 60 and by then ur too old to have any fun. So
at what point do you actually get to enjoy ur life??? YOU
DONT!!! EVER!!! Like, who wants to work there ass off there
whole life for nothing?!?! Not me. I dont want to live at
all. The only thing thats really keeping me alive right now
is Derek. Well and my friends(HI RYAN)... Thats it. I hate
my life and everything in it. It sucks shit. Ok just to make
one thing straight. I DO believe in love... Just not life.
If ya know what I mean.

You know you're from Canada when

1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. The mosquitoes have landing lights.
4. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
5. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy
stores at Christmas.
7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door
is one meter above the ground.
8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled in with snow.
10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel
nightie with only 8 buttons.
11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
12. The local paper covers national and international
headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant
14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
15. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
16. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
17. You head south to go to your cottage.
18. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the
bears won't prowl on your deck.
19. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
20. The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage
21. You find -40C a little chilly.
22. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
23. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your
finest jewelry and your Sorel boots...
24. You can play road hockey on skates.
25. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter
and Construction.
26. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
27. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
28. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night
in Canada"
29. You actually get these jokes and show them to all your
Canadian friends.