Life Sucks
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2002-06-10 19:43:15 (UTC)


Today was soooooooo boring... Nothing happened... I went to
school, came home and came on here... Thats it... And I dont
even get to see Derek today so its gonna suck even more. Oh
yea and i guess Im failing english as well as almost ALL my
other classes. Great eh. In case you didnt notice I was
being sarcastic. OMG IM BORED!!! Hehehehehe I got candy
today because Im special!!! hehehehe THANX COREY!!! Anywho I
gots nothin to say except BYE!!! and, HI JASON!!!

read this its hilarious:

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter
and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat
down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who,
nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk
eat the whole bread?"

The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his
breakfast, and replied, "Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we
only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to

The American had a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listened in silence.

The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"

Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We
In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do
you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course."

Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.

"We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United

Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!?