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2002-06-09 23:45:12 (UTC)


Okay, so who's stupid idea was it to make chocolate creme
oreos?! What, are the regular ones just not good enough
for the public anymore? You can't take something as
classically good as oreos and change it. It's just not
right and I, personally, am extremely disturbed by the
whole thing. I mean, double-stuff was pushing it, but
chocolate creme...that's just too far. I'll just leave you
with one of my personal favorite bumper sticker sayings:

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and
so am I!