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be quiet! i'm expressing myself!
2002-06-09 06:06:31 (UTC)

the art of conversation:

her: if you squint hard enough, sometimes you can almost
see an ounce of humanity in that mechanical, expressionless
face of his.
him: then what?
her: then he asks for oil.
him: i don't buy it.
her: no really! he can be inhuman at times. nothing but a
cold lump of metal.
him: no i mean i don't believe he'd ever ask for help.
her: why should he? he can order his oil electronically
and have it shipped directly to his door.
him: God bless computers and the internet.
her: and the robots who make them possible.
him: awwww...come one! beneath that metal exterior is a
heart of gold!
her: right, well, gold is also a metal.
him: but it's a PRECIOUS metal.
her: i'd still prefer muscle tissue.
him: be honest.
her: oh you're right, i've fallen for the man with the
heart of gold.
him: who wouldn't?
her: some people are allergic to gold you know.
him: but the question is, are you?
her: well, he does give me that horrible twitch.
him: and that awful rash!
her: shut it.
him: i love you, you know that? you're the best friend
i've got.
her: thank you. i needed that.
him: i know, that's what i love you.
her: because i'm humble?
him: no, because you care for a machine despite your
obvious differences.
her: are you saying i don't have a heart of gold?
him: no, i'm saying your face could NEVER be
expressionless...and your smile is delightful by the way.
her: and i hate computers.
him: and you hate computers.
her: nice save.
him: i try.
her: i love you too.
him: i know.
her: i know you know, that's why i love you.
him: because i know the inner workings of your mind?
her: no, because you embrace who you are...even if who you
are is a cocky asshole.
him: well, i'm not gonna lie to you...
her: that right there was a lie.
him: yeah.
her: just do me a favor.
him: what's that?
her: never lie to me about important things.
him: done. what exactly constitutes as important?
her: like whether or not you have chocolate.
him: oh...well then i promise nothing...




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