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Ezoic
2002-06-04 16:22:17 (UTC)

safe sex

now this may not make sense for most of you readers out
there who are 16 and sex is taboo, but i'm 23 (almost 24)
and guys, by the time you're 23 girls will want sex just
as much as you do (as least that's what they tell me) :)

i'm honestly surprised that everybody doesn't have
aids...figure it out...if you have unprotected sex with
somebody you're not just sleeping with them, you're
sleeping with everybody they slept with, and everybody
they slept with, and everybody they slept with, etc. etc.
i contemplated that in the shower this morning...wrap it
up fellas :)

i'm sure i had other things to say, but i can't recall.
oh now i can...CHEESEBALL!!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS...I
MISS YOU!!!! (cheeseball doesn't have internet at home so
i can't chat with her anymo' and the irregular emails back
and forth just aren't cutting it)

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GET OUT YOUR HORNS!!!1!! (that's from chris.com btw)

so i'm hooked on this new eminem song - without me or
whatever...i even changed my messenger name to "two
trailer park girls go 'round the outside". i must be
getting old, i don't even know what that means :) yes it's
my birthday in 2 days and that always depresses me, so i
balance that by having a HUGE party every year and getting
really fucking hammered. i have to work on sunday which
sucks ass but i've gone in hungover before and i'll likely
go in again...so that's...okay. i've been sending out
resumes and still heard nothing, so if anybody's out there
with a company looking for computer science graduates with
no programming experience, but have helped morons on the
phone and have 2 years of phone monkey experience, i'm
your monkey :) that gives me a good idea for the song of
the day - STOP THE PLANET OF THE APES, I WANNA GET OFF! by
troy mcclure :)

(classic simpsons, i downloaded the mp3 of this and it
made my rotation...i don't know if that's pathetic or
not...anyways, troy's in CAPITALS...it's
priceless...breakdancing chimpanzees sung to the tune
of "Rock Me Amadeus")

Help! The human's about to escape!

GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE!

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He
can talk!

I CAN SIIIIIIIING!

Ooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr.Zaius! Dr.Zaius!
Dr.Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!

Dr.Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
I think you're crazy
I WANT A SECOND OPINION
You're also lazy

Dr. Zaius! Dr.Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr.Zaius! Dr.Zaius!
Dr.Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!

Dr.Zaius! Dr.Zaius!

CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANY MORE?
Of course you can!
WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE! (plays piano)

...

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE, FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPAN-ZEE
NO, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!

after i finished typing this, i realized that it doesn't
nearly come out as good in written form...you'll have to
either sit in front of the tv and watch the episode,
download it or just get the mp3 of the dr.zaius song.
classic shit. it bugs the hell out of my brother because
then i get it in his head, but i think secretly he likes
it because before i used to sing "IRONMAN" by black
sabbath and that fucking song sticks in your head like a
muthafukka (whatever that means). now the new "song in my
head" is the eminem one that started all this mess.
IRONMAN rocks out...i suggest everyone that reads this to
buy "paranoid" or pirate it from one of those "sharing"
sites. listen to a real rock band. i've put some thought
into this and i've come to realize that the 70s were the
best time for real rock music (the pathetic thing is that
i was born in 1978)

NOW THE TIME IS HERE
FOR IRONMAN TO SPREAD FEAR
VENGEANCE FROM THE GRAVE
KILLS THE PEOPLE HE ONCE SAVED

you know what i read somewhere...the smashing pumpkins
(likely my favorite band of all time) loved black sabbath
which i think is cool

HEAVY BOOTS OF LEAD
FILLS HIS VICTIMS FULL OF DREAD
RUNNING FAST AS THEY CAN
IRONMAN LIVES AGAIN

i admit, the lyrics are pretty stupid, but i don't care.
ooh! i was gonna go pack a lunch but it's "toonie
tuesday" at KFC so i'm going out for lunch! woo-hoo!
does anyone else find it funny how Kentucky Fried Chicken
changed it's name to KFC once the health-craze started and
people starting thinking "hey, maybe FRIED CHICKEN isn't
the healthiest thing i can eat" well people it's still
fried, and i still don't give a damn because it's sooo
good :) well uh glory be, the funk's on me. who wants
the funk? _I_ want the funk! maybe we should hit a funk
place on saturday night...i wanna get my funk on. funk
that mutha sucker. hopefully my foot's better by then.
oh well. i won't be feeling any pain by saturday night
anyways. i think i'm buying some of those "bubba" mini-
kegs by molson canadian...5L of beer for $19.95 sure it's
a little more expensive than buying normal beer (15 beers
for $19.95) but it's this big-ass can and you get 10 cents
back for returning it which is classic shit. pat and kev
were trying to outbid each other to get the can from me on
friday...kev offered 15 cents, but pat upped it to 20
cents so i gave it to him. never got the money
though...bastard. :) time to grab some lunch...brb (why
am i typing that, you can't tell if i'm gone or not...i'm
slowly becoming a retard :) )

so i'm a little disturbed/pissed off, i got a letter from
my internet company saying that i owe $391.95 on my high-
speed connection...apparently i missed 10 payments because
somebody fucked up (maybe me). my credit card expired 10
months ago and they didn't inform me. probably they tried
to email me but the dickwad set me up as CSANDLER instead
of CSADLER for my email. and he put my address as Rrving
street instead of irving st. so i'm impressed i even got
this :) bastards, i'll update, or maybe my account wil be
cancelle so maybe not


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