Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2002-05-29 15:50:06 (UTC)

Blah...

Thats how I feel today...

Blah...

How is it, that I feel so damned lethargic this morning?
fucking hell, bothers the shit out of me...

You know, someone once told me, and I took it to
heart, that swearing is the way of truly un-intelligent
people expressing themselves.

Bullshit, I love my dearly departed Aunt, who was btw
a nun, yes, a NUN for 62 years before she died 3 months
ago.

She did have a point though. When I was a mere lad of 10
I would swear every 3rd word, and slur every 4th. She had
come for a visit, and I in my "I am glorious, and the bloody
world had better watch itself or else" motif operandi, was
being the brat I was so happy being.

Anyway, she took it upon herself to teach me the art of
swearing blue bloody murder, and make it sound eloquent.
She used to teach school children in Egypt, France, Italy and
about a dozen other places, a decade and more before I was
even born. So, that week, instead of saying fuck, shit, all the
time, she taught to me to say...

"Sweet mother mary and joseph", with a Scottish Accent. In the
common vernacular I believe, it roughly translates to;

"Holy fuck, thats the most fucked up and fucking shit for fucking brains
retarded fucking thing I ever had the fucking mis-fucking fortune to fucking hear!"

For a Nun, she could swear like no else. And she was very, very good at it...

And so, now I mearly allow myself to a few fucks and shits a week...

You may, if you so desire, take that any way you like, heh, heh...

Granted, I feel a little better now. ranting on like that...

But still, I feel, rather, well...

Blah...