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Joke of the month
Yep boys and girls!
Its come to the time of the month when I steal humour
directly from the internet for your personal enjoyment.
This particular joke actually made me laugh out loud...And
thats impressive for a hardass like myself...nothing makes
Without further adeu....
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to
marry. He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what
they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new makeup and buys several new
outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer,
and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because
she loves him so much, Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5000, gives him back the original
$5000 and invests the rest in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously the man is impressed.
The man had a difficult choice and thought for a long time
about what each woman had done with the money and then he
married the one with the biggest tits.
Amen to that brother! Titties are so fine! My wifes tits
have grown since she had our baby...Im so goddam happy about