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[T]'s Demon World
2002-05-26 11:07:18 (UTC)

100 Things That Piss Me Off

1. Bitchy people who take EVERY DAMN THING seriously
2. People who type like they failed at the program "Hooked
on Phonics" (You know the type "how r u?")
3. People who judge other people for no reason or to make
themselves feel "big"
4. Moldy cheese
5. Sluts who think the only way to be cool is to suck a guy
off
6. Pop music
7. Wrinkly clothes
8. Big dogs that like to kill you
9. Insomnia
10. Work
11. Stupid gay security hats
12. Garage doors that don't open automatically
13. This website
14. Remote controls with no batteries
15. Skinny dudes with pants hanging off their asses trying
to act all touch when they're obviously 90 pounds
16. The Rembrants
17. Stupid people
18. Dirty dishes that must be washed
19. Rothmans cigarettes
20. Fake commercials
21. Miss. Cleo
22. Old Jaguars
23. Jingles that you hate when you hear them, but they keep
popping up in your head later
24. Zippos without lighter fluid
25. When your leg falls asleep and you get pins & needles
26. Bills
27. People who think they're smart, but their arguments suck
28. Bald chicks
29. People that are afraid to be unique or different
30. People who think that being dumb is cool
31. Writer's block
32. Corn on the cob
33. The color hot pink
34. 98% of chatrooms
35. Idiotic kids
36. White sneakers
37. The 'Business' section in the newspaper
38. Dead plants
39. Druggies
40. Tabs that are wrong
41. Funky sandwich meat
42. 400DD breasted chicks like Trish Status
43. GAY guys who hit on me
44. When I light cigs at the wrong end
45. B-52s
46. "Suits"
47. Britney Spears
48. Polka dots
49. People who mess with me
50. Asparagus
51. Computer shoulder
52. Long greasy hair
53. The color lime green
54. Broken elevators
55. Bellmen
56. That guy off the Walmart commercials
57. Bright yellow dress shirts
58. Gold teeth
59. Chevettes
60. The number 60
61. Every Disney movie ever made
62. Cheeto fingers on fat guys named Bob
63. Dubbed Chinese movies
64. Foreign movies with the translation to English so small
on the bottom of the screen that you can't read it
65. People who are scared to kill spiders in the bathtub
66. Designer jeans
67. GOD
68. 'No Parking' signs
69. Jesus
70. Chicks who obsess over their weight
71. Poodles
72. Wendy's burgers
73. Being alone
74. When I get 0 notes on an entry (BURN!!!!)
75. Hippie music
76. Bad actors
77. People that think they're funny when they're not
78. Breaking my leg
79. Speed limits
80. Chairs that don't recline
81. People who wat snow (especially the 'flavoured kind')
82. Cops
83. Moldy bread
84. Mopeds
85. The number 4,692,222
86. Striped ties
87. Puffy afros
88. 9" spike heels
89. Eating cow brains
90. Light
91. Fake plants
92. Thesaurus'
93. Being sick
94. Ironing boards
95. Brad Pitt
96. Usher
97. Priests
98. The Pope
99. People who need to get a clue on how bad it can be
100. And.. ME!!!


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