OhBaby It Is Me

MY SO-CALLED LIFE
2002-05-14 00:05:50 (UTC)

Humm, what to name it

Why is it that my mother is more exctited then I am
about graduation? I actually am extatic about getting out
of that place, but not to the point where all the
invatations have to sent the day we get them. ANd
shouldn't I have a say in who is intited to MY party? I
don't think I do, between my mother and fathers suggestions
I don't know who at all. Actually my fathers suggestions
are not so bad. I wish he was the one planing the damn
thing. I just hope that it all goes well. I don't care
what happenes to me, as long as everyone else is happy then
thats all. I don't know that's my new trade mark, every
sentence I type either begins or ends with that phrase.
But it's not like I care all that much. My father just
walked out the door with out saying good bye and in my
family that's a sin. He got pissed as Stephanie last night
b/c her gold fish is really sick and dying and she
neglected to tell him so that he could try to help. I
don't understand what-so-ever, but what's new, right?Well
besides all that, I don't think there is anything else
going on in my life. There never really is. Oh but
yesterday we went to Roberts Brithday, he turned 3, and
part of the gang was there. Robert got 2 glovens and a
skateboard, there was a bunch more stuff but that's all he
played with the whole time. He's such a cutie!! Lost
that's what I am, LOST!!

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Ohhhhhh...
I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
I was tense, I was nervous,
I guess it just wasn't my night.
Art Fleming gave the answers,
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

Well I knew I was in trouble now,
My hope of winning sank,
'Cause I got the Daily Double now,
And then my mind went blank.
I took Potpourri for one hundred,
And then my head started to spin.
Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
Just tell me now what I didn't win,
Yeah, yeah.

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)

That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't
win: a twenty-
volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of
Turtle Wax, and a
year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But
that's not all!
You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of
millions of people! And
you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for
generations to come!
You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a
lousy copy of your
home game! You're a complete loser!!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of,
I guess I just wasn't too bright.
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight

I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby,
(Oooh.)
I lost on Jeopardy,
Baby...


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