Marco Jacksonovic

Crazy What You Could've Had
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2002-05-06 19:09:54 (UTC)

First Up Today....An Even Weirder Dream Than Normal.

One of my housemates and I are in a large building, linked
by many corridors, and pursuing the (allegedly corrupt)
UEFA President Sepp Blatter, hurling abuse his way, and
trying to trip and damage him. Eventually we get him to run
off a ramp into a big barrel and leave him trapped in
there - he is wearing his grey suit and is actually Joao
Havelange (former FIFA top brass, but my Blatter knowledge
is limited - I love Joao, and would wish no harm on him
asleep or otherwise).

Then, as I have to make my way to the FIFA meeting as
representative of France, I am approached by a man who
looks very much like Gérard Houllier, the Liverpool
manager, and indeed is.

He tells me in french that he can't attend the meeting
because he is about to die, and I sob a little at the news.
He reminds me that I am to be late, and I shake his hand
and wave him off saying "Une amie!" Of course, this is in
the wrong gender, so not only does he look at me
quizzically but I apologise and feel mighty guilty.

So, throughout the meeting I don't listen to any of the
business being paraded, and instead wonder how and when to
break the news. I don't decide to in the end...due to me
waking up.

WILT? Boston Tea Party - Sensational Alex Harvey Band