Absinthe Inspired Ramblings...
Right now I'm at Jessi's and I'm taking silly tests on
The Gender Test determined that I'm 86% Woman.
Jessi was sitting in her closet for a minute, but now she's
gonna take the Gay test with me.
I am 33% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and
supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Child)
The little guy in you loves to rock, for it is The Wyld
Chylde, running wild. Otherwise known as a PSDC, your inner
child can't sit still for more than a second and hence,
neither can you. You jump around and yell and stuff-- most
of the time breaking things, people and places.
Finding a normal life with the "Chylde" in tow can be hard.
He tends to flame out early on or, even worse, melt into a
smooth jazz/worldbeat balladeer after years of soul
searching and heavy self-medication.
But don't change a thing-- enjoy the ride, for it will be