Jayden

Allison
2001-06-02 08:42:03 (UTC)

I WAS CONSTIPATED

hey everyone...I had the most wonderful day...I woke up and
got a cold and then realized that I am constpated I went to
the bathroom and was pushing and coughing at the same time
and then i went to the ball park with my friends and when i
was running with my boyfriend i farted in his face!!Then my
best friend and i went riding in trails andi went swimmign
in the lake and when we were swimming i farted but she saw
the bubbles come up!! It was funny! I luv farting and being
constipated...today i got another crack in my butt!! My
boyfriend took an ax and chopped a crack in my butt!!
well g2g bye! I hafta go to the bathroom!